Cow Demolition Expert Needed

[rivan]

Can't have them thawing...

Ew.

 

[NikolaeVarius]

Kill it with fire.

 

[highland145]

Chain saw

 

[NiteWulf]

Hit them with a cast iron pan.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Amateurs.

 

[CraKaJaX]

Hit them with a cast iron pan.

The cows may still win...

 

[Anubis]

Amateurs.

YES i knew that video would show up

 

[rivan]

Amateurs.

That was my first thought exactly.

 

[Sixguns]

Why not just break out the grills? Sounds like a lot of free food

 

[rivan]

Why not just break out the grills? Sounds like a lot of free food

Cover the whole shebang with wet banana leaves and set the cabin on fire!

 

[sygyzy]

Never in my wildest imagination would I have thought of this as being a real life scenario/problem.

 

[Red Squirrel]

If it's in the middle of wilderness why not leave it alone? Nature will take care of it. Though I'm not opposed to blowing it up or setting it on fire, either. :biggrin:

 

[amish]

give bear grylls a spork and ring the dinner bell.

 

[lothar]

Why not just leave them to rot on the ground as nature intended?

 

[chubbyfatazn]

If it's in the middle of wilderness why not leave it alone? Nature will take care of it. Though I'm not opposed to blowing it up or setting it on fire, either. :biggrin:

Why not just leave them to rot on the ground as nature intended?

Obviously, time is of the essence because we don't want them defrosting," Segin said.

Segin said officials are concerned about water contamination in the nearby hot springs if the cows start decomposing during the thaw.

Uh..

 

[BladeVenom]

Amateurs.

A great classic.

 

[lothar]

Uh..

Not if a fox or wolf finds their carcass.

 

[lothar]

Amateurs.

Pffft...These videos are better.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WANsOyI9QFA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_90ov_0SIY

If you're African, you will laugh at this.
If you're not, you probably wouldn't understand it.

Foreign orroro...lol

 

[Red Squirrel]

Uh..

That's what I meant, why is it such a problem to let them unfreeze? Nature will take care of it...

If they're willing to blow it up or burn it then they don't care about the building and it's probably just abandoned. Let em rot/get eaten.

But that's not as fun as blowing them up though.

 

[busydude]

That's what I meant, why is it such a problem to let them unfreeze? Nature will take care of it...

They fear contamination.

 

[chubbyfatazn]

That's what I meant, why is it such a problem to let them unfreeze? Nature will take care of it...

If they're willing to blow it up or burn it then they don't care about the building and it's probably just abandoned. Let em rot/get eaten.

But that's not as fun as blowing them up though.

Now that I came back to this thread...

But Segin said using helicopters is too expensive and rangers are worried about using trucks in a wilderness area, where the government bars permanent improvements and tries to preserve the natural habitat.

Yeah, seems like the most natural thing would be to let them rot. What's the hot spring worth to nature, anyway? I don't know, all I know of is the bacteria/viruses that live in there.

 

[sdifox]

"But Segin said using helicopters is too expensive and rangers are worried about using trucks in a wilderness area, where the government bars permanent improvements and tries to preserve the natural habitat."

whut? Why would trucks leave anything permanent? The tracks they leave will eventually disapear.

 

[WelshBloke]

How would blowing up the frozen carcases prevent contamination? Wouldnt you just end up with bits of frozen cow all over the place rather than in one spot?

I just think someone wants to blow the shit out of a bunch of frozen cows, film it and put it on youtube.

 

[T_Yamamoto]

stick a grenade up its ass

 

[WelshBloke]

stick a grenade up its ass

Rectum.