Could you make it in the UFC?

[summit]

my buddy competes in some low level mma events and he is a beast, i would not want to fight him, let alone some real professionals.

 

[soulcougher73]

Id be like the fat guy in The Hangover when Mike Tyson punched him.

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: RedSquirrel
I've seen a few very pathetic fighters, like one that ran around the whole ring for all rounds. I could maybe make it as one of those. He never had a single punch laid on him. He also lost.

Also not sure if there's a weight class for 140 pounds. I actually lost half a pound last week. Decided to only eat takeout once to see what difference it makes. Not big, but there is one.

Say hello to Mike Brown and Uriah Faber... rofl

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: dabuddha

Originally posted by: alkemyst
shit, they send me a check each month so I don't tryout. They know it'd just be me winning each match...like hell I would do a me versus all other fighters at the same time.

Even invite the audience to participate.

Except I'd still win.

it sucks to be so great sometimes.

Of course you'd fight in your $200 jeans too, right?

got me confused with someone else. I roll hard in my Old Navy Cutoffs.

more freedom of movement.

 

[OUCaptain]

I couldn't. I don't see any reason to get in a ring and spend three minutes dry humping another man.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: OUCaptain
I couldn't. I don't see any reason to get in a ring and spend three minutes dry humping another man.

hmmm, dude; I think it'd be the other way around...don't know if they'd be going in dry though.