Could Jesus make a cheeseburger so large that only an American could eat it?

[Bateluer]

http://www.delish.com/food/recalls-reviews/worlds-biggest-burger-record-breaker?GT1=47001

Yep.

On Saturday, at California's Alameda County Fair, a record-shattering behemoth burger made its debut. With the Guinness World Records officials there to make the official designation, here are the recorded stats:

•Weight: 777 pounds
•Thickness: 3 feet
•Diameter: 5 feet
•Amount of beef used: 600 lbs
•Amount of lettuce used: 30 lbs
•Amount of pickles used: 12 lbs
•Amount of onions used: 20 lbs
•Weight of bun: 110 lbs
•Cooking Time: 14 hours

 

[OCGuy]

I took off a chick's pants after a night of drinking once and it looked strikingly like that.

 

[Inspector Jihad]

I took off a chick's pants after a night of drinking once and it looked strikingly like that.

so what'd you do?

 

[tcsenter]

I can understand making a ginormous burger (or any other food item) diameter wise so that you could still divide it up and let people eat it (even if it were really thick). But how do you feed this to people? Here's a pound of bun, a pound of meat? It would be extremely difficult to divide up and serve.

 

[TraumaRN]

I know there is a place by my house that holds the largest burger in the world that you can buy on a regular menu. Their normal burgers are outstanding. But you can get a 1/2 pound, 1 pound, 3 pound, 10 pound, 50 pound, 150 pound and a 300 pound burger. They'll even deliver the 300 pounder to your house. Local newspaper interviewed the owner and he said they sell about 5 or 6 of the 300 pound ones a year, it's $2000 if ordered in house or $3000 delivered😱😱

Pic is of their record breaking 319 pound burger

 

[coldmeat]

so what'd you do?

Tried to see if he could eat it to get it for free?

 

[gorcorps]

I know there is a place by my house that holds the largest burger in the world that you can buy on a regular menu. Their normal burgers are outstanding. But you can get a 1/2 pound, 1 pound, 3 pound, 10 pound, 50 pound, 150 pound and a 300 pound burger. They'll even deliver the 300 pounder to your house. Local newspaper interviewed the owner and he said they sell about 5 or 6 of the 300 pound ones a year, it's $2000 if ordered in house or $3000 delivered😱😱

Pic is of their record breaking 319 pound burger

That looks fucking disgusting... the "meat" looks like a god damned burnt tree. I would not eat there.

 

[TraumaRN]

That looks fucking disgusting... the "meat" looks like a god damned burnt tree. I would not eat there.

Well their normal burger looks like a normal burger. That thing has to cook for like 15 hours so of course it's gonna look weird.....I wouldn't eat a burger that large, but I can say getting 5 or 6 people together and ordering the 10 pound burger is a steal it's only like 26 bucks

 

[davmat787]

Tried to see if he could eat it to get it for free?

Much win.

 

[gorcorps]

Well their normal burger looks like a normal burger. That thing has to cook for like 15 hours so of course it's gonna look weird.....I wouldn't eat a burger that large, but I can say getting 5 or 6 people together and ordering the 10 pound burger is a steal it's only like 26 bucks

Well you said they serve a 300 lb burger made to be eaten. That's only 19lbs under that picture... so I'm assuming it won't look a whole lot different.

I stand by my original thought. If a restaurant calls that edible then I call that a travesty. D:

 

[TraumaRN]

Well you said they serve a 300 lb burger made to be eaten. That's only 19lbs under that picture... so I'm assuming it won't look a whole lot different.

I stand by my original thought. If a restaurant calls that edible then I call that a travesty. D:

Oh trust me it doesn't look good to me either. But their half pound Kobe beef burger is freaking outstanding. If a bit pricey(for obvious reasons!)

 

[gorcorps]

Oh trust me it doesn't look good to me either. But their half pound Kobe beef burger is freaking outstanding. If a bit pricey(for obvious reasons!)

It probably is. I'm just trying to make myself hate it because then I won't be so jealous.