Correct Answers to Questions Women Ask

Hammer

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How do you normally answers questions that women ask you? Do you answer honestly? ;)

For example, the typical appearance questions: "How does <insert article here> make me look?" "Am I gaining weight?" "What do you think of my new hairstyle?"

The family questions: "Do you like my parents?" "Do you want to have dinner with them?"

The bad ones: "What are you thinking?" "Where do you see us in <insert time period here>?"

The statements that expect an answer: "I love you" <pause>

"uh-huh" just doesn't seem to cut it in most of these cases. What do you all say?

Btw, this question is directed at people with actual experience, not theoretical like many of you. ;) Women, feel free to chime in with you own thoughts (like you weren't going to :) )
 

pyonir

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i just stare at their mouths, nod a little, squint my eyes like i'm paying attention, and i come off as the big sweetie...
 

b0mbrman

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<< For example, the typical appearance questions: "How does <insert article here> make me look? am I gaining weight? what do you think of my new hairstyle?" >>


"It looks great!" followed by "You look great in whatever"


<< The family questions: "Do you like my parents? do you want to have dinner with them?" >>


"Of course I like them...sorry, I've got a project due the next day" :)


<< The bad ones: "What are you thinking? Where do you see us in <insert time period here>?" >>


Let's take it one day at a time


<< The statements that expect answer: "I love you" <pause> >>


"Right back atcha" while ;)ing and making a little finger pistol and pointing it at her
 

slikmunks

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u just gotta be honest... they'll b1tch at you for it, but deep down, they appreciate it, don't they? that's what my gf tells me... hmmm.................
 

b0mbrman

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<< u just gotta be honest... they'll b1tch at you for it, but deep down, they appreciate it, don't they? that's what my gf tells me... hmmm................. >>


Hmmm...Honestly, sometimes they just need to be lied to
 

Jhill

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" Remember the Bundy credo:
Lie if your wife is a waking
Lie if your belly is aching
Lie if you think she's faking
Lie, sell shoes, lie"
 

kassy

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<< u just gotta be honest... they'll b1tch at you for it, but deep down, they appreciate it, don't they? that's what my gf tells me... hmmm................. >>



I can't speak for ALL women, but you are correct.
When I ask my Husband a question I expect an honest answer, whether its what I "want" to hear is not important...
If he coated sh*t in sugar every time I asked him something my respect for him with go downhill...quickly.
 

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<< u just gotta be honest... they'll b1tch at you for it, but deep down, they appreciate it, don't they? that's what my gf tells me... hmmm................. >>



I can't speak for ALL women, but you are correct.
When I ask my Husband a question I expect an honest answer, whether its what I "want" to hear is not important...
If he coated sh*t in sugar every time I asked him something my respect for him with go downhill...quickly.
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I agree, also what's with this business of talking to women like we were a different species ?

Geez guys, think ! when *you* ask a question, how would you like to be answered ? well women aren't any different, the mature ones at any rate.
 

GasX

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Gentlemen, learn from the master...


<< "How does <insert article here> make me look? am I gaining weight? what do you think of my new hairstyle?" >>

Never answer these questions. The correct answer is: Honey, I think that you are beautiful woman (or girl for you young 'uns). If you want to get objective opinions about your ass, talk to your girlfrineds. If you want to know which outfit is better, I can handle that. I wouldn't be dating you if you had a fat ass...


<< "Do you like my parents? do you want to have dinner with them?" >>

The answer here is yes or sure. If you aren't sure about your future with this girl, then you don't have to worry about impressing them. Hell, you could even be a complete ass at dinner to expedite a break up. If you are serious, then you go to dinner and be charming...


<< "What are you thinking? >>

I was just thinking that if Mitch Williams had just kept that fastball down and away, then the Phillies would have won the 1993 World Series. Feel free to substitute ANY inane male oriented topic. She will soon learn to stop asking that STUPID question


<< Where do you see us in <insert time period here>?" >>

Egads - why do women ask these questions? I guess the "right" answer is simply I see us on a beach in the bahamas enjoying life.


<< The statements that expect answer: "I love you" <pause> >>

You either do or you don't. Time to step up to the plate and be a man - either way. You can't lie about THAT.
 

ttn1

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Just answer every question with another question. That seesm to be what women do to me, so it's just a little payback.

Her: Does this make me look fat?
Me: Do you think your fat?
Her: Yes, but what do you think?
Me: I think I'm hungry, want to get something to eat?

It makes for a perfect world.
 

Hammer

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Its not like you're another species, but women do ask some strange questions. And you can't compare a guy asking a question to a girl asking a question, because a) we like blunt answers and b) we wouldn't ask that type of question to begin with! :) The women seem to be going with total, burtal honesty right now, which sounds good on paper, but in practice is going to cause some fireworks. ;)



<< I agree, also what's with this business of talking to women like we were a different species ?

Geez guys, think ! when *you* ask a question, how would you like to be answered ? well women aren't any different, the mature ones at any rate.
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Hammer

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A theoretical question for the ladies, if you had a son and he was absolutely hideous ;) and he asked you if you thought he looked handsome, what would you say? :)
 

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My wife and I are honest with each other about everything. Brutally honest. If she asks me a question aka "How do I look?" she gets an honest answer. Which may or may not be the answer she was expecting.
 

AreaCode707

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<< How do you normally answers questions that women ask you? Do you answer honestly? ;)

For example, the typical appearance questions: "How does <insert article here> make me look?" "Am I gaining weight?" "What do you think of my new hairstyle?"
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Well, you could always answer, "I think you're beautiful" because that's likely what she wants to hear, if she really wants an opinion she'll ask again and then actually answer and answer honestly.



<< The family questions: "Do you like my parents?" "Do you want to have dinner with them?" >>


Do you like them? If yes, say yes. If no, don't say no but elaborate (gently) on some of the reasons you find them hard to deal with/annoying/pushy, whatever. Key point: When men ask questions, they usually want answers. When women ask questions, they usually want conversation about the topic.



<< The bad ones: "What are you thinking?" "Where do you see us in <insert time period here>?" >>


Answer with what you're thinking (I've learned not to ask this question, after my x-bf getting irritated at me after a while). I liked the day-by-day answer to the second one, if you don't actually have a vision. Or just, "I'm not sure, but I sure enjoy where we're at now."



<< The statements that expect an answer: "I love you" <pause> >>


Presuming it's not the first time she's ever said that to you, (and you've answered it back before), I love you too is the right answer. But ONLY say it if you mean it.
 

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<< A theoretical question for the ladies, if you had a son and he was absolutely hideous ;) and he asked you if you thought he looked handsome, what would you say? :) >>



Easy, no child of mine would ever be "hideous" !
 

kassy

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<< Its not like you're another species, but women do ask some strange questions. And you can't compare a guy asking a question to a girl asking a question, because a) we like blunt answers and b) we wouldn't ask that type of question to begin with! :) The women seem to be going with total, burtal honesty right now, which sounds good on paper, but in practice is going to cause some fireworks. ;)



<< I agree, also what's with this business of talking to women like we were a different species ?

Geez guys, think ! when *you* ask a question, how would you like to be answered ? well women aren't any different, the mature ones at any rate.
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It is good in practice also...because of the following:
-It could be because I have grown out of asking 'strange' questions.
-If I can't expect honesty from my partner who can I expect it from.
-I prefer blunt answers, I have neither the time nor the patience for beating around the bush.
 

Hammer

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I know that baff, that why its theoretical. :) Silly me, I'm trying to justify a little white lie to spare someone's feelings and avoid unnecessary conflict. ;)



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<< A theoretical question for the ladies, if you had a son and he was absolutely hideous ;) and he asked you if you thought he looked handsome, what would you say? :) >>



Easy, no child of mine would ever be "hideous" !
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GasX

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<< just say" i love you" that will make um shut up >>

Wow - Aren't you the Mack Daddy....
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