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'Corpse' Turns Out to Be Sex Doll



<< The spokeswoman said the police then left the apartment and closed the file. "They didn't want to disturb him any longer," the spokeswoman said. >>



Sounds like he's disturbed enough already. 😀
 
"Hi guys! Come on in. I'd like you to meet Wendy. (isn't she just gorgeous?) this here is her sister, Wanda...if you talk real nice to her, she'll let you...you know.....(wink)"
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"Oh, before we get started, can you hand me the air hose, please? Wendy's a bit flat today."
 


<< This guy needs to get a girlfriend, really bad. >>

hehe... here's the article...



<< MUNICH, Germany (Reuters) - A Munich man suspected of murder after he was seen carrying what a neighbor thought was a dead body into his apartment was cleared after he showed police his collection of rubber sex dolls.

A police spokeswoman said Tuesday the neighbor called to say he saw the man carrying a "corpse" into the apartment. Police responding to the call found the suspect to be "surprised and disturbed" by their questions at first.

"When the officers then told the man they were investigating a murder he showed them his newly acquired silicon sex doll," the spokeswoman said.

"The man also showed the officers four other inflatable sex dolls he owns. Apparently, he had just been testing out his new acquisition when police arrived." >>



The spokeswoman said the police then left the apartment and closed the file. "They didn't want to disturb him any longer," the spokeswoman said.[/i] >>

um... let me point out that the cops probably weren't up for heading into his backdoor to check it out...

nik
 
LOL, I saw a HBO special (Real Sex) on that once, damn those dolls looks real! Cosmetically and anatomically. 🙂 They have a website, but I wont link it for obvious reasons.
 


<< LOL, I saw a HBO special (Real Sex) on that once, damn those dolls looks real! Cosmetically and anatomically. 🙂 They have a website, but I wont link it for obvious reasons. >>



The male dolls have removable Oscar Meyers too, which was particularly creepy.
 
<< "The man also showed the officers four other inflatable sex dolls he owns. Apparently, he had just been testing out his new acquisition when police arrived." >>


LMAO!!!
 
Oh so that was what it was about. Hehe I have text news messages sent to my phone from yahoo and I got exactly what the title of this threads says and I was like WTF?
 
its not a blow up, its one of those silicon ones😛 they cost thousands for the better ones. well.. if it feels like silicon.. eh... n/m 🙂
 
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