Corporate Slang/Buzz Words

[Spooner]

Realized that I've probably said "let me circle back with so and so and get back to you" about a dozen times today and found it sickening

what corporate phrases/slang do you hear all the time?

 

[DurocShark]

"Empower"

Ugh.

 

[MrChad]

Let's take this discussion offline.

We need to schedule a knowledge transfer session.

 

[Stojakapimp]

I'd like to order a 1" nipple please

 

[Cooler]

We must prioritize the new time table of working aggressively to meet the Deadline.

 

[bonkers325]

If you take off your blouse you will get a raise

 

[Kaervak]

"Touch base with you"

So damned agitating.

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: Kaervak
"Touch base with you"

So damned agitating.

uuuu good one

 

[akubi]

Originally posted by: Kaervak
"Touch base with you"

So damned agitating.

ooooh god. bingo

 

[StevenYoo]

synergize

 

[ThePresence]

Paradigm. I despise that word.

 

[Gibson486]

Be proactive.....

 

[Martin]

sync up.

I've started using it myself 😱

 

[300MDemon]

"Just to make sure we're all on the same page as far as....."

 

[LS20]

paradigm

 

[Cooler]

Originally posted by: 300MDemon
"Just to make sure we're all on the same page as far as....."

I hate that one as well.

 

[300MDemon]

Originally posted by: Cooler

Originally posted by: 300MDemon
"Just to make sure we're all on the same page as far as....."

I hate that one as well.

Yeah I hate it because it's usually the beginning of a pretty confrontational meeting. Or at least around here it is 😛

 

[BurnItDwn]

I'm gonig to rip off your head and skullfu....
Err wait .. no .. that's from a movie.

How about mis-communication.
When somebody fvcks up, it's always because of a "miscommunication."
If sombody is incompetant and doesn't do their job, it's often "just a miscommunication."

 

[mercanucaribe]

Randomly selected buzzword bingo board... http://isd.usc.edu/~karl/Bingo/

 

[SeaMonki]

information assurance

 

[Ninjja]

Originally posted by: Gibson486
Be proactive.....

another good one.

 

[JoLLyRoGer]

...and such and such which "Segway's" into.....

Or when something is 'Persnickety' or when it happens "Auto-Magically"

 

[CaptnKirk]

All your base belong to us.

 

[irev210]

"lets make it happen"

"we really need to work together on this one"

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: Kaervak
"Touch base with you"

So damned agitating.

I agree.