If I want cheap beer, I'll go Keystone Light.
but simpler times is 6.2% compared to....4.x% with Keystone? and probably paying 2 bucks more?
that is a horrible, horrible decision. why? Anyone drinking Keystone Light is obviously drinking simply
to get drunk. There is no other fucking reason to drink Keystone Light--it tastes like ass. Animals don't even like that shit.
Honestly, anyone saying they would prefer Keystone Light is clearly lying. ...or they simply don't like beer. They just want to get wasted.
Taste being a non-issue in this decision, the only factors then should be:
--cost
--time/amount consumed (efficiency) to attain stupid.
Simpler Times is clearly the best choice on the market for this class of beer.
6.2% !! I don't think the Bud/Keystone/Natty Light/Coors drinkers of the world realize what this means. All they have ever known is 4-5% --ABV really isn't a factor that they have ever considered. Seeing as how every single one of these drinkers falls into the "drink to get wasted category" (none of these people like beer, obviously), the move to Simpler Times would absolutely shake the foundation of all they have known. about 1/2 the price for roughly 30% greater drinking efficiency.
Amazing.