"Cord Cutting" the umbilical cord

[Jeffg010]

http://www.mynews13.com/content/new...icles/cfn/2014/4/16/baby_born_in_bathtub.html
WTF This lady smokes crack for 2 hours gives premature birth to a 7 month old baby in the motel bath tub then cutts the cord with her teeth. She calls her boy friend that was out on an errand with the couple's 11 month old. So He speeds up to get back and gets pulled over and arrested because he is wanted for murder in CO.

Can't make this shit up.

 

[ultimatebob]

I wonder what their cable bill is... oh, wrong cord cutting thread

 

[Ichinisan]

D:

 

[Paladin3]

...then cuts the cord with her teeth....

Obviously a fan of Earl Ragnar Lothbrok!

 

[SearchMaster]

She prolly cleans up real nice.

 

[DesiPower]

... and we make fun of 3rd world countries...

 

[BladeVenom]

Obviously a fan of Earl Ragnar Lothbrok!

Yep, she's been watching Vikings.

 

[mrjminer]

She prolly cleans up real nice.

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