Cop car + deer = window milkshake?

[Locut0s]

http://www.break.com/index/cop-car-vs-deer-warning-gross.html

Not sure if this is real or not. I'm assuming most of the deer remains intact and only a portion is splattered but you can't see that.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Gross...

 

[Newbian]

Thanks a lot you bastard op...

I have that stupid "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard" stuck in my head now. 😡

 

[eits]

damn, that's hardcore

 

[Fenixgoon]

roadkill! </UT2k4>

 

[Ichinisan]

Feces. I've seen it before IRL. Some of it comes out looking like clumps of wet, undigested grass.

 

[moshquerade]

Feces. I've seen it before IRL. Some of it comes out looking like clumps of wet, undigested grass.

Really?

I've seen it before too as I've hit a few deer here. 🙁
And yes, it sounds like that sometimes when you are going about your business at 60-65mph and a deer pops in front of you out of no where.
But... the doo-doo I've had explode onto my vehicle resembled mud (but it wasn't) rather than "clumps of wet, undigested grass".

 

[Texashiker]

Some of it comes out looking like clumps of wet, undigested grass.

Deer rarely eat grass. They are a member of the goat family, and eat more weeds then grass.

But you are correct, the contents of a deer stomach looks like chewed up grass.

 

[amdhunter]

Do police lights go on instantly in an accident?

 

[Red Squirrel]

Gory.

I almost hit a squirrel the other day. Damn thing just jumped right in front of the car. Managed to slow down enough to let it go by.

 

[Numenorean]

Repost. Because that video is ancient.

 

[LTC8K6]

Do police lights go on instantly in an accident?

Probably do these days. Just like the hazard lights in modern cars. High G impact triggers them.

 

[Numenorean]

Do police lights go on instantly in an accident?

You do realize they were on the entire video?

 

[LTC8K6]

You do realize they were on the entire video?

Probably not obvious until they reflect off the unfortunate deer...

 

[BabaBooey]

Hmmmm....Nothing like when I nailed a good sized doe years ago in a s-10 pickup,I was doing 55+ on a rural highway.

No splatter at all,just a thud and that was about it,now the cop may have been going faster and a the deer looked smaller than the one I hit.

I am going to say real video but faked the splatter.

 

[funboy6942]

Kill Shot

 

[Schfifty Five]

Do police lights go on instantly in an accident?

You couldn't tell the flashes/reflections of the lights from the start of the video? 😵

 

[swanysto]

If the police car has a brush guard on the front, splatter like that is very possible since there is no give. When a deer hits a regular car, most of the pressure is absorbed by the bumper and likely your radiator. With the brush gaurd, the pressure is all on the deer.

 

[Numenorean]

Probably not obvious until they reflect off the unfortunate deer...

Uh, no they were extremely obvious the entire time.

 

[LTC8K6]

Uh, no they were extremely obvious the entire time.

I'm not the one who asked...

 

[Regs]

that's how I want to go out.

 

[Ichinisan]

I am going to say real video but faked the splatter.

Nope. Fecal splatter is pretty common.

 

[Numenorean]

I'm not the one who asked...

Yeah, and? I'm responding to you.

 

[rasczak]

marked for later

 

[LTC8K6]

Yeah, and? I'm responding to you.

Why, I am aware that they are visible the whole time and I never questioned that.

I was talking about not being obvious to amdhunter, who asked about the lights.

Note that even amdhunter may have asked just to know, and not because he couldn't see the lights.