Coolest\Lamest Superheroes of All Time?

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Lamest? freshman year, the kid down the hall who ran around the dorm in just his tighty whities pretending to fight crime whenever he was drunk.

or maybe my friend who thought he was goku from dragonballz whenever he was drunk, and would "power up" and run around campus breaking glass windows by punching them.

drunk people are funny

 

[Kadarin]

Coolest? Batman. Not Michael Keaton Batman, but Adam West Batman.

 

[Ameesh]

you guys complaining about aquaman, have you all forgot about birdman? now thats lame.

 

[Swag1138]

Coolest - I want to say Thanos here, but until recently, hes been pretty much a villan, so Ill go with Spiderman.

Lamest - Dung Beetle (10,000 bonus points to anyone who knows what title hes from )

I would go into more detail, but Im sure no one here wants to hear my endless rants on super-heros. Seeing as how I work in a Comic Shop, Ive had these discussions many a time

 

[OulOat]

Originally posted by: SpazzyChicken

Originally posted by: Thraxen
Captain Planet = Lame

SO true. He has to be the lamest superhero ever. All the kids do the work for him, and a polluted river makes him weak. WTF????? He also looks like a green-skinned version of sting, and that can't be good.

<tunes>Captain Planet, he's our hero. Going to take pollution down to zero.</tunes>

 

[Mermaidman]

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[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: Mermaidman
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haha 0wn3d!~

 

[Dedpuhl]

Coolest - Deadpool without a doubt


Lamest - Moleculo...the Molecular Mannnnnnnnnnnn!

 

[Yossarian]

Originally posted by: MystikMango
Note about Firestorm: Not the most well known superhero in the DC Universe, but in his 1st or 2nd volume of his short comicbook life, he handed the entire Justic League thier a$$ (including Superman and Wonder Woman).

He was my favorite until they really screwed up the storyline by killing off Stein. I read a while back that they were going to bring this comic back this year, I don't know if they did tho.

 

[F117NightHawk]

I like Storm and Wolverine from the X-Men.

Lamest, Wonder Twins.

 

[Ranger X]

Coolest: Spiderman (no contest), Venom

Lamest: The Tick, Aquaman, Silver Surfer, and more ...

 

[ajpa123]

Originally posted by: dwell
Superman is pretty f'n lame. He can fly and he is strong, wow. And he just pushes his part to the other side and wears glasses to hide his identity. Really lame. Then again, he is a DC hero.

I kinda agree.. but just think of it.. He is able to get into interesting s3x positions because of his ability to fly and maintain his position in the air .. heck he could be tapping some a$$ at an altitude of 1,000 ft.. lol
And his ability to go back in time can mean re-living the same orga$m over and over.. lol
Now you still think he is lame?
hehe

 

[MystikMango]

Originally posted by: PipBoy

Originally posted by: MystikMango
Note about Firestorm: Not the most well known superhero in the DC Universe, but in his 1st or 2nd volume of his short comicbook life, he handed the entire Justic League thier a$$ (including Superman and Wonder Woman).

He was my favorite until they really screwed up the storyline by killing off Stein. I read a while back that they were going to bring this comic back this year, I don't know if they did tho.

If they killed off Professor Stein, how did Firestorm stay combined? If they bring it back, that'll be cool, I guess I have some Googling to do.

RangerX, The Tick rocks! Who else has nigh invulnerablity? I can't believe you voted him as lame.

 

[Wag]

The Velvet Fog

 

[Ranger X]

Originally posted by: MystikMango
RangerX, The Tick rocks! Who else has nigh invulnerablity? I can't believe you voted him as lame.

I've watched the cartoons when I was little and I didn't think he was that great. Maybe it was because of all the stuff he was spewing in the cartoon.

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: Thraxen
Captain Planet = Lame

WINNAR!

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: Mermaidman
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Now...would you be considered the Coolest or Lamest Superhero?

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Ameesh
you guys complaining about aquaman, have you all forgot about birdman? now thats lame.

I thought he was called Hawkman, both were lame

I vote HandiMan and MiddleAge man for coolest

 

[Yossarian]

Originally posted by: MystikMango

Originally posted by: PipBoy

Originally posted by: MystikMango
Note about Firestorm: Not the most well known superhero in the DC Universe, but in his 1st or 2nd volume of his short comicbook life, he handed the entire Justic League thier a$$ (including Superman and Wonder Woman).

He was my favorite until they really screwed up the storyline by killing off Stein. I read a while back that they were going to bring this comic back this year, I don't know if they did tho.

If they killed off Professor Stein, how did Firestorm stay combined? If they bring it back, that'll be cool, I guess I have some Googling to do.

For a while he combined with some African dude, then with a Russian guy, then they got rid of Ronnie completely and it was just the Russian. It got really stupid near the end.

 

[Wag]

I thought Firestorm became a god or something at the end? Or he realized he was a god. Something like that.

 

[Yossarian]

yah DC was on this big "elemental" kick for a while... Swamp Thing was the earth elemental, FS was the fire one.

 

[Flyermax2k3]

I have far too many favorites to choose just one, but I can narrow it down to Iron Man, Adam Warlock, Wolverine, Silver Surfer, and Son Goku (nobody said they had to be American comic super heroes)
The lamest superhero ever would have to be Aquaman. Oh teh noes!!! He can swims like teh fisheseses!!! Don't not teh hurts me fish man!!!

 

[Wag]

Aquaman's not so bad. He went head to head vs. Namor and dropped a whale on him.

That's gotta hurt.

 

[MaxDepth]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Ameesh
you guys complaining about aquaman, have you all forgot about birdman? now thats lame.

I thought he was called Hawkman, both were lame

I vote HandiMan and MiddleAge man for coolest

You don't mean "Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law". He's pretty cool.
The most pathetic one I've seen is
Apache Chief


Another board asks the same question

 

[MystikMango]

Originally posted by: Wag
Aquaman's not so bad. He went head to head vs. Namor and dropped a whale on him.

That's gotta hurt.

Was this before or after his long hair and hook-hand?