Coolest guy ever!!! The perfect date

[lizium]

I've met this guy at a gay club where he works the pole, we had a little chat and really enjoyed each other company. I waited until his shift was over at 3AM and then we went to a gay disco at the gay nude beach. We shared a joint and then he told me he would like to play some counterstrike!!! I wasn't believing what the hell was happening, this really hot guy (looks a bit like Mike Tyson) likes to play games. Yeah baby!!!
We played until sunrise and then went to my hotel room for the most amazing sex I've had.
Now I'm in love

 

[Danman]

 

[notfred]

I didn't know Jerboy worked at a club.

 

[fataIerror]

Can't be Jerboy, he didn't bitch about anything...

 

[Rallispec]

Originally posted by: notfred
I didn't know Jerboy worked at a club.

heh.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: notfred
I didn't know Jerboy worked at a club.

bah, if it was jerboy he would have complained that the sand on the beach wasn't 100% IEEE certifed silicon

 

[Rallispec]

Originally posted by: fataIerror
Can't be Jerboy, he didn't bitch about anything...

lol..


and jerboy would rather do it with the lightbulbs.

 

[Jmmsbnd007]

You had sex with a gay guy? I hope you're a woman! But wait, that doesn't make any sense, gay guys only have sex with guys, so therefore I can only conconclude that you are secretly admitting to us that you are gay and this is your dream of what you'd like to be.

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

this really hot guy (looks a bit like Mike Tyson

Bwahahahahaha... ahha.. ahem, well they say there's someone for everyone

 

[idNut]

<---------Homophobic bastard

 

[CraigRT]

Mike Tyson.. haha... the body of a 25 year old the mind and voice of a 5 year old..... that's funny

 

[BigPotato]

haha tha'ts a great date..

 

[LongCoolMother]

say, didnt jerboy get banned recently? then created some anti-anandtech mod page

 

[hamburglar]

um this is a repost. what the he11 is going on

 

[axelfox]

*groan*

 

[lizium]

I was still excited about the whole thing so I posted it here, my mistake.
I guess you will never get this lucky with a hot black guy hehehe. Go back to your straight porn and shut up. I have to spend 3 more days here to take care of my business then I go back to the sea to spend some time with my guy.

 

[XCLAN]

lizium I guess you will never get this lucky with a hot black guy hehehe

Dear god i hope not

 

[dakata24]

this belongs in this thread

 

[hamburglar]

Lizium, do you ahve two names or something/ Why do you have two of the same posts with the same replies?

 

[lizium]

You guys are morons. This is a spoof of that first thread.

 

[dakata24]

Originally posted by: lizium
You guys are morons. This is a spoof of that first thread.

Well, DUH..

 

[tweakmm]

Originally posted by: lizium
You guys are morons. This is a spoof of that first thread.

:Q
NO!

 

[smp]

You're pretty sneaky for a guy with only 96 posts.

 

[BCYL]

Originally posted by: lizium
You guys are morons. This is a spoof of that first thread.

I think you are the moron for thinking we dont know what's going on....

 

[deerslayer]

I think the first one was better.