Cool Star Wars Pic

[Injury]

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: Injury

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: Injury
There's a huge problem with it in that much more emphasis is given to minor characters who appear very large than main characters such as R2-D2 and C3PO who are in all six movies.

A for effort, C- for a final product that a high-schooler could put together in Photoshop in a few hours.

Someone needs to get laid

I'm a graphic designer. It's my nature to critique.



And I'm on the clock.

Edit: And for the record, in a geek forum it's expected that you know about Star Wars, so STFU because you've probably watched them just as much as the average person here.

Probably more.... I saw the original 7 times in the theater when it first came out.

Hell I had a Star Wars themed birthday party and dressed as Han when I was 8.

nice.

 

[Jeff7]

Looking at the stances of Windu and Luke - yeah, the lightsaber is phallic. There's the tight grip, and the fact that it gets longer when they're aroused. *






* aroused - to rouse or stimulate to action or to physiological readiness for activity

 

[Cabages]

Alright, cool pic, but ive seen a higher res one before. Anyone know where I can get it?

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: Cabages
Alright, cool pic, but ive seen a higher res one before. Anyone know where I can get it?

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[shiner]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Looking at the stances of Windu and Luke - yeah, the lightsaber is phallic. There's the tight grip, and the fact that it gets longer when they're aroused. *

* aroused - to rouse or stimulate to action or to physiological readiness for activity

You get turned on by corn dogs don't you?

 

[Jadow]

So it has Jar Jar, but no Alec Guiness? WTF

 

[ed21x]

notice how the right side is all dark, serious, badass, and awesome. The left side looks like a techno light show, just like in real life.

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: ed21x
notice how the right side is all dark, serious, badass, and awesome. The left side looks like a kiddie movie, just like in real life.

Fixed

 

[Bateluer]

You know, when you think about it, 4 out of 6 SW movies have been terrible movies. The only good ones were A New Hope and Empire Strikes Back.

 

[RESmonkey]

Gay. It's better to look/own/post up the authentic old ones from the movies. Who wants to see a collage of this? No true fan would enjoy.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Looking at the stances of Windu and Luke - yeah, the lightsaber is phallic. There's the tight grip, and the fact that it gets longer when they're aroused. *

* aroused - to rouse or stimulate to action or to physiological readiness for activity

You get turned on by corn dogs don't you?

Just commenting on phallic imagery in pop culture, that's all.

 

[biggestmuff]

Uh...where the hell is Porkins?

 

[mooglemania85]

Originally posted by: Injury

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: Injury
There's a huge problem with it in that much more emphasis is given to minor characters who appear very large than main characters such as R2-D2 and C3PO who are in all six movies.

A for effort, C- for a final product that a high-schooler could put together in Photoshop in a few hours.

Someone needs to get laid

I'm a graphic designer. It's my nature to critique.



And I'm on the clock.

Edit: And for the record, in a geek forum it's expected that you know about Star Wars, so STFU because you've probably watched them just as much as the average person here.

wow, good job proving his point

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: biggestmuff
Uh...where the hell is Porkins?

A smear of fatty organic residue on the surface of the Death Star.

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: RESmonkey
Gay. It's better to look/own/post up the authentic old ones from the movies. Who wants to see a collage of this? No true fan would enjoy.

Luckily you have rig stats in your sig line so I know not to take you too seriously.

 

[secretanchitman]

nice...it fits my macbook pro screen perfectly!

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: biggestmuff
Uh...where the hell is Porkins?

A smear of fatty organic residue on the surface of the Death Star.

Hehe...:laugh:

 

[Fenixgoon]

kinda neat, but that doesn't remove the fouling effect the "first three " had on star wars as a whole.

original 3 FTW