Cool overseas job offer I got

[MetalMat]

Since I will be graduating in spring 05, I have been looking for jobs. I got this e-mail yesterday from a small company overseas, here it is summed up:

Working as a security guard on a tropical island with a team of others.
Long hours but very good pay.
Must have sufficent knowledge and good use with different firearms.
Food, clothing, shelter, armor and weapons all provided for free.
Access to state of the art training camps.

Apparently this is for somebody high up doing some sort of research, and does not want any unauthorized people on this remote island. Should I take the job?

I think this might just be a joke from one of my friends though.

 

[K1052]

Is Dr. Moreau the boss?

 

[mcveigh]

are you a merc?

if not say no

 

[amish]

would be cool. but it sounds like a computer game to me.

 

[TheAudit]

Originally posted by: K1052
Is Dr. Moreau the boss?

LOL

 

[CarlKillerMiller]

Yeah, and you should REALLY look out for a guy in a hawaiian shirt.

Oh, and the mutants break-out 4 or 5 missions in.

 

[Compudork]

Originally posted by: Chraticn
Yeah, and you should REALLY look out for a guy in a hawaiian shirt.

Oh, and the mutants break-out 4 or 5 missions in.

:thumbsup: beat me to it!

 

[paulney]

What was the reply-to address? recruiter@al-qaeda.com?

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

you're going to be working for SPECTRE? 😀

 

[edro]

Farcry much?

 

[Zysoclaplem]

You aren't going anywhere. Sit down.

 

[Jzero]

Originally posted by: MetalMat
Since I will graduation in spring 05, I have been looking for jobs.

I congratulationate you 😉

 

[EyeMWing]

Stab your friends. They suck at teh jokes.

 

[shimsham]

Originally posted by: amish
would be cool. but it sounds like a computer game to me.

far cry

 

Sounds creepy.

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: MetalMat
Since I will graduation in spring 05, I have been looking for jobs. I got this e-mail yesterday from a small company overseas, here it is summed up:

Working as a security guard on a tropical island with a team of others.
Long hours but very good pay.
Must have sufficent knowledge and good use with different firearms.
Food, clothing, shelter, armor and weapons all provided for free.
Access to state of the art training camps.

Apparently this is for somebody high up doing some sort of research, and does not want any unauthorized people on this remote island. Should I take the job?

I think this might just be a joke from one of my friends though.

Al Queda moved to a tropical island?

 

[MetalMat]

Originally posted by: Jzero

Originally posted by: MetalMat
Since I will graduation in spring 05, I have been looking for jobs.

I congratulationate you 😉

Oh my bad, Im not an english major 🙂

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: Jzero

Originally posted by: MetalMat
Since I will graduation in spring 05, I have been looking for jobs.

I congratulationate you 😉

I almost glanced over this without reading, but I'm glad I did now.

 

[rh71]

they won't even tell you where exactly ?

 

[Savarak]

I think I laughed more reading this thread than on most of Brut's joke threads

 

[simms]

This is either a parody or you're dumb as bricks... no, I think you're just yankin us.

So who's your boss, Dr. Evil? You can be one of those cronies killed by Austin Powers.