contraception

[shiner]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: MogulMonster
Asprin.


Have her hold it with her knees.

LOL
I told my step daughter that.
She looked at me funny and said that the girl could still bend over and get hit from behind.

Hmmm...

1. How old is she?
2. Is she cute?
3. What's her number?

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: NissanGurl

Originally posted by: Fausto
IUD. Was even recommended to me by and MD friend of mine (his wife uses one). No problems whatsoever.

Hehe, my mom had an IUD in when I was conceived...that may explain some things about my personality

Is it implanted in your liver now? :shocked:

 

[ABitTooSpicy]

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: MogulMonster
Asprin.


Have her hold it with her knees.

LOL
I told my step daughter that.
She looked at me funny and said that the girl could still bend over and get hit from behind.

Hmmm...

1. How old is she?
2. Is she cute?
3. What's her number?

You forgot:
4. :camera:'s

 

[iamme]

have you tried different condoms?

they have a wide variety of ultra-thin and stuff like that. you can also get ones that fit better....(yes, i know every atoter is hung like a horse), i forget the website, but i remember you can buy custom fit condoms somewhere.

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: MogulMonster
Asprin.


Have her hold it with her knees.

LOL
I told my step daughter that.
She looked at me funny and said that the girl could still bend over and get hit from behind.

Hmmm...

1. How old is she?
2. Is she cute?
3. What's her number?
4. Pics?

 

[Bateluer]

Vasectomy is a fairly easy surgery, only takes a few hours, if that. Lot of doctors won't do it unless you are over a certain age or already have a number of children. Their way of avoiding lawsuits from people who changed their minds about wanting children. Its not so much of a problem with men though, they are just covering their bases.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Yeah, keep it in your pants or wrap up Mr. Winky.

Also, see sig.

- M4H

 

[Gurck]

Originally posted by: MogulMonster

Originally posted by: Weeeman
Convince her you can pull out?

Welcome to parenthood.

My ex and I did this for a year or so, it's not as ideal as finishing up inside, but it beats raincoats by a long shot and I'm not a daddy.

 

[JDMnAR1]

To quote Digital Undergound:

C, you take it out and put it in het butt

 

[RagingBITCH]

Originally posted by: Gurck

Originally posted by: MogulMonster

Originally posted by: Weeeman
Convince her you can pull out?

Welcome to parenthood.

My ex and I did this for a year or so, it's not as ideal as finishing up inside, but it beats raincoats by a long shot and I'm not a daddy.

But you can't get a goat pregnant anyway.

 

[Zombie]

Originally posted by: isasir
DH!TB

Apparently the patch is not very reliable according to my fiance's OBGYN.

Why is she not willing for the pill ?

 

[AdamSnow]

Like someone else said... get the shot...

The reason my girlfriend wont get the shot though, is because she likes the assurance of a period every month... so, it's up to the girl what she wants to do in that sence

 

[Gurck]

Originally posted by: RagingBITCH

Originally posted by: Gurck

Originally posted by: MogulMonster

Originally posted by: Weeeman
Convince her you can pull out?

Welcome to parenthood.

My ex and I did this for a year or so, it's not as ideal as finishing up inside, but it beats raincoats by a long shot and I'm not a daddy.

But you can't get a goat pregnant anyway.

But what about cows?

 

[Deeko]

Shot works wonders.

 

[Gooberlx2]

Originally posted by: Fausto
IUD. Was even recommended to me by and MD friend of mine (his wife uses one). No problems whatsoever.

I was gonna suggest IUD too. However beware that they're rather pricey and the girl I'm with gets rather dry sometimes because of it. Might have to invest in some K-Y if you go this route.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: JacobJ
alternatives???

Babies!!!

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: MustangSVT
yeah ask anandtech about that.. great move.

Since you're here can we assume you know nothing of the subject either?

 

[CaptnKirk]

Out in California they have these little birds that always return to Capistrano . . .

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: RagingBITCH

Originally posted by: Gurck

Originally posted by: MogulMonster

Originally posted by: Weeeman
Convince her you can pull out?

Welcome to parenthood.

My ex and I did this for a year or so, it's not as ideal as finishing up inside, but it beats raincoats by a long shot and I'm not a daddy.

But you can't get a goat pregnant anyway.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

:thumbsup:

ROTF:laugh:MAO

 

[Gooberlx2]

Originally posted by: NissanGurl

Originally posted by: Fausto
IUD. Was even recommended to me by and MD friend of mine (his wife uses one). No problems whatsoever.

Hehe, my mom had an IUD in when I was conceived...that may explain some things about my personality

Wow, either it was put in wrong it you're immaculately conceived. The chances of conception with an IUD are incredibly low.

 

[Kadarin]

Might I suggest you look into the faith-based educational programs sponsored by the current US administration? Talk with your local priest, and he'll be happy to give you all kinds of information on abstinence....

 

[djohn]

Originally posted by: Gooberlx2

Originally posted by: Fausto
IUD. Was even recommended to me by and MD friend of mine (his wife uses one). No problems whatsoever.

I was gonna suggest IUD too. However beware that they're rather pricey and the girl I'm with gets rather dry sometimes because of it. Might have to invest in some K-Y if you go this route.

That is what we have used for 7 years now and 3 years before that and it has been great. I don't have the dry problem but I may have more saliva then you or something like that. No idea about cost because our insurance company picked up the tab as I recall and it has been a long time since she had it put in so I wouldn't remember anyway.

 

[Gooberlx2]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Might I suggest you look into the faith-based educational programs sponsored by the current US administration? Talk with your local priest, and he'll be happy to give you all kinds of information on abstinence....

My sarcasm meter just exploded...who's got a spare?

 

[Scarpozzi]

Posterchild for Birth Control

 

[NissanGurl]

Originally posted by: Gooberlx2

Originally posted by: NissanGurl

Originally posted by: Fausto
IUD. Was even recommended to me by and MD friend of mine (his wife uses one). No problems whatsoever.

Hehe, my mom had an IUD in when I was conceived...that may explain some things about my personality

Wow, either it was put in wrong it you're immaculately conceived. The chances of conception with an IUD are incredibly low.

I can't testify if it was put in correctly, wasn't there and don't know that much about them just concept. I know my mom worked as a med tech (for the doctor that delivered me as a matter of fact ) so I would think she would have an idea as to whether it was inserted correctly. I just know I was damned determined to be born. I do know that IUD's have improved since she had hers and I was conceived (1979). Don't know how much of a difference between today's and 79's IUD's effectiveness.

The Rest of the Story: Mom only spent approximately 1 hr in labor with me. I came out of the birth canal a nice blue color since the ambilical cord was wrapped around my neck. If labor had taken much longer I wouldn't be alive....needless to say I am thankful for everyday of my life looking back on how hard I struggled to make it .