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[dank69]

Maybe this erection will cool things down mother earth shes hot.

 

[IronWing]

That approach doesn't work well for me at all. You want to get in and get out as fast as you can. I pop that 6 qt pot in probably 60 seconds or less and get very few old maids and no scorching. You can only do that if your oil is hot.

 

[ctbaars]

The real challenge in this kind of thread is that it has to be a serious thread. That is seriously and heavily moderated to be on-topic.
For example, only quote from the CPU forum.

I think the drag racers in my day would say "never enough horsepower and never enough cubic inches"

Alternatively, only quote from P&N. And this is more difficult than I expected because it has to be --> ATOT friendly <--.

Thanks. Reading Thai recipes must cause memory loss.

I'm not too good humor. I'm sure we have regular poster people here that can come up with better ones ...

 

[Moonbeam]

I'm not too good humor. I'm sure we have regular poster people here that can come up with better ones ...

I not too good humor neither. Like big dummy I tell inside joke in pouring rain. What you say it waterfowl fly too low? Duck!

 

[IronWing]

Playing hide the bagel is not the same as playing hide the bacon...

 

[zinfamous]

lol, did new forum software hilariously censor the welshman's quote in the OP?

😀

"I love you" butts

 

[Ichinisan]

lol, did new forum software hilariously censor the welshman's quote in the OP?

😀

"I love you" butts

Looks like it 😛

 

[IronWing]

Now we have to figure out the censor-substitution list.

So far, the only word is ***.

 

[IronWing]

At 210lbs, I barely have enough ass to get the lugs off

 

[Ichinisan]

... I brought them over to a friends house for dinner, and his daughter showed me her v ...

... the angst of not getting any v ...

 

[IronWing]

I'm still working on my a$$ with both hands!

 

[zinfamous]

*Nemesis thing*

To be fair--that's not really out of context. Nemesis was always within the context of...Nemesis.

 

[IronWing]

I imagine your ass would feel like a million bucks…

 

[Ichinisan]

... vigorous rubbing is fine as stated in official medical guidelines all over the US ...

Do not touch me.

 

[IronWing]

Best to avoid penetrations if you can. Only thing that might make sense is… if it's south facing and you can easily reach it. Thought of doing mine but I only have room… if I was to put them in a weird orientation. Mine would be too hard to get to. So not worth it in my case.

 

[brianmanahan]

"Crap", said I and I looked and felt for the the leak.

 

[Ichinisan]

they'll probably need to get rid of the pensions to fix the problem

employees are going to be screwed, but that's going to happen a lot with pensions everywhere

"pensions" --> "penises"

they'll probably need to get rid of the penises to fix the problem

employees are going to be screwed, but that's going to happen a lot with penises everywhere

Yes. Fewer people will be screwed if we get rid of penises. That's very true.

 

[IronWing]

I'm feeling some snorkel action at fresh market in the a.m.

 

[highland145]

Is that wrong?

 

[IronWing]

I usually get my pork on the outside.

 

[IronWing]

The intelligence level of this forum can easily be displayed based on my original post. Pathetic. Fucking. Pathetic.

 

[zinfamous]

added a couple more girls to the tent 🙂

 

[Spacehead]

I guess it's better than swallowing 😉

 

[Spacehead]

...does not look as bad in the pic but I can put my finger pretty far in there.

 

[Red Squirrel]

lmao I had a feeling this would end up here when I wrote it, but I left it anyway. 😛