Consult the Book of Armaments!

[dennilfloss]

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu... And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.' :thumbsup:

Amen. 😉

 

[Kirby]

Skip a bit, Brother...

 

[ViRGE]

Right. One, two, five!

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: ViRGE
Right. One, two, five!

:laugh:

It never gets old.

 

[JetBlack69]

Originally posted by: ViRGE
Right. One, two, five!

Three, Sir!

 

[JaYp146]

Originally posted by: JetBlack69

Originally posted by: ViRGE
Right. One, two, five!

Three, Sir!

Three!

Ironically enough my name in TF2 is Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film.

 

[ForumMaster]

my contribution...

 

[leftyman]

You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person

 

[Kev]

Old woman!
Man!
Old man!
I'm 37!
What?
I'm 37, I'm not old.
Well I can't just call you "man."
Well you could call me Dennis.
Well I didn't know you were called Dennis!
Well you didn't bother to find out!


I have this movie memorized.

 

[nakedfrog]

What is the capital of Assyria?

 

[Jeeebus]

And then.... .... ... the oral sex!

 

[ArizonaSteve]

Ahh... 'tis but a flesh wound.

 

[SphinxnihpS]

Lancelot, Galahad and I will...

We could construct a wooden badger.

also also wik

 

[nanette1985]

But the fourth one stayed up

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
And then.... .... ... the oral sex!

:laugh:

 

[vi edit]

Come and see the violence inherent in the system. 'elp! 'elp! I'm being repressed!

 

[acheron]

She has huge... tracts of land.

 

[alkemyst]

Where is Sir Reach-Around when you need him?!!

 

[ZetaEpyon]

Ecky ecky ecky patang zoom boing <mumble>

 

[dennilfloss]

Look at the bones!!!:shocked:

 

[TheVrolok]

It's been way too long since I've last seen that .. need to go buy it.

 

[EvilYoda]

Originally posted by: TheVrolok
It's been way too long since I've last seen that .. need to go buy it.

:Q You don't own it!? I suppose you could always just borrow one of my many copies...

I'd rather...just...sing!

 

[imported_DocHolliday]

Originally posted by: Kev
Old woman!
Man!
Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
I'm 37!
What?
I'm 37, I'm not old.
Well I can't just call you "man."
Well you could say Dennis.
Well I didn't know you were called Dennis!
Well you didn't bother to find out, did you?


I have this movie memorized.

FIXED, apparently not memorized well enough 😉

 

[Steve]

There are those who call me... Tim.

EDIT:
LAUNCELOT: We were in the nick of time, you were in great peril.
GALAHAD: I don't think I was.
LAUNCELOT: Yes you were, you were in terrible peril.
GALAHAD: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
LAUNCELOT: No, it's too perilous.
GALAHAD: Look, I'm a knight, I'm supposed to get as much peril as I can.
LAUNCELOT: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on!
GALAHAD: Well, let me have just a little bit of peril?
LAUNCELOT: No, it's unhealthy.
GALAHAD: Bet you're gay!
LAUNCELOT: No, I'm not.

 

[BladeVenom]

Is this in reference to the news story earlier this week.
http://blog.wired.com/underwir...3/monty-pythons-h.html