constipation

[AlienCraft]

Based on past behaviors, just looking at a picture of a pile of blow makes me want to take a dump. :disgust:

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: Vich
Have some Prune Juice

That is what I use. Welches Prune Nectar. Works for me in about 2 hours.

Or

go here : http://www.colonblow.com/

If you are looking for ceral with loads of fibre try Bran Buds from Kellogs 14g of fibre per serving or something like that.

 

[glen]

Just went.
There is more, but I feel slightly better, but the real mother load is still stufff.

 

[AlienCraft]

After my partial colonectomy (no bag), I've become the Poster Boy for MORE FIBER in The U.S. Diet.
The RDM is 54 grams PER DAY MINIMUM!!! Thats two bags of popcorn plus a bowl of cereal at LEAST!!
AND water!! you need 64 fluid ounces MINIMUM!!!
You aren't eating enough fiber and drinking enough water, Unless you're like me and do the Metamucil thing with the Big Gulp full of Water before any sodas go down the gullet. A bag of popcorn at night, and everything gets examined for fiber content. It's a cumulative thing.

 

[Occifer]

Originally posted by: glen
cigarettes work

And coffee!!

 

[Cooljt1]

ewwwwww

 

[glen]

Still no relief, this is terrible.

 

[TechnoKid]

Apple juice works for me.

 

[Kalvin00]

Originally posted by: Cooljt1
ewwwwww

:disgust:

 

[shimsham]

Originally posted by: Cooljt1
ewwwwww

ack. damn you!


honestly, try sticking something in there, like a finger or a pencil. my father was a parapalegic, and his doctor recommended that the home nurse do that when he became constipated. your bodys natural reaction is to push out, which will help you go. also massage your lower abdomen. \

good luck!

 

[MrDudeMan]

dunno why but tubbgerrl (wont let me spell it correctly) came to mind

 

[shimsham]

dar

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: Cooljt1
ewwwwww

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA +500 grasshopper points for hilariousness

 

[PatboyX]

Originally posted by: AlienCraft
Based on past behaviors, just looking at a picture of a pile of blow makes me want to take a dump. :disgust:

pavlov!

that colon blow site also seems to share a lot in common with that "how to goodbye depression" book.

 

[Shelly21]

Update and pics?

 

[Nanotech]

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: DuffmanOhYeah
plunger?

LOL..

Try epsom salts.

Next time, eat more fiber.

This is good advice!

 

[glen]

I gave in, and took the last step before resorting to the green Genie (Magnesium Citrate) - smoked a cigarette. Relief in 5 mins.