Constantly dry lips

[Pliablemoose]

When I was growing up in South Dakota, I found the ultimate cure, One day while working with my dad, I was complaining about having chapped lips, and he reached down and stuck his finger in some fresh chicken shit, and quickly rubbed it on my lips.

I asked him WTF? And he told me it would keep me from licking my lips.

 

[rasczak]

cunnilingus. Stat!

 

[Liet]

Pontifex, if you're constantly dealing with issues breathing through your nose, you might have a deviated septum. Have you seen an Ear/Nose/Throat recently?

I'm having surgery for mine tomorrow...

 

[dr150]

Originally posted by: Xanis
male excretion

QFT.

It really works!! 😉

 

[SSSnail]

Most all external diseases and irritations starts from within, dry skin is usually a sign of improper hydration, make sure you drink enough water. But I'm sure someone has said this before I posted.

 

[SagaLore]

:lips:

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Aharami

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: UberNeuman
Vagisil?

i got some from your mom, but maybe i needed to use it straight from the tube/bottle/jar/whatever it comes in?

you ended up owning yourself with that comeback

how did I own myself?

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Liet
Pontifex, if you're constantly dealing with issues breathing through your nose, you might have a deviated septum. Have you seen an Ear/Nose/Throat recently?

I'm having surgery for mine tomorrow...

yes, i saw several about a year ago when i had the tumor on my soft palette removed. they never mentioned anything about a deviated septum.

 

[Sasiki]

Burt's Bees is good stuff. It doesn't melt in the pocket either like Chapstick and Blistex sticks.

 

[Ika]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Aharami

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: UberNeuman
Vagisil?

i got some from your mom, but maybe i needed to use it straight from the tube/bottle/jar/whatever it comes in?

you ended up owning yourself with that comeback

how did I own myself?

I think he was just too dumb to think about it 😉

 

[Liet]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Liet
Pontifex, if you're constantly dealing with issues breathing through your nose, you might have a deviated septum. Have you seen an Ear/Nose/Throat recently?

I'm having surgery for mine tomorrow...

yes, i saw several about a year ago when i had the tumor on my soft palette removed. they never mentioned anything about a deviated septum.

You might want to mention it the next time you see one. A ridiculous amount of people have a deviated septum and don't even know it.

 

[xcript]

I have the same problem and have for years. It really sucks. 🙁

Went to the doctor and it turns out I have enlarged adenoids (which causes me to mouth-breath when I'm sleeping), likely resulting from some kind of allergy.

Need to go and get allergy tested...