Conspiracy Theory

fornax

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1. The aliance armed forces start the war in Iraq. Everybody tells us there won't really be a war, the Iraqis won't fight, we'll be greated with flowers. And of course we'll show the world how many WMD Saddam has.

2. In fact the Iraqis fight pretty well and slow down the attackers, who are forced to leave large forces behind to guard the cities on the way to Bagdad. Aliance losses mount quickly. Recriminations begin beween the army commanders and the political leadership on who is to blame.

3. Third MD is at the suburbs of Bagdad. The soldiers are very tired, supplies are running low, there is no way they can storm a (supposedly) well-defended city. No fresh forces are expected any time soon. About a quarter of the helicopters are unusable (downed or damaged by enemy fire and desert conditions), supplies of precise weapons are running low.

4. Suddenly a number of our senior officials turn up in Moscow, including C. Rice. The Russian embassy in Bagdad is evacuated. Iraqi resistance diminishes and becomes negligible. C. Rice seems very happy, suddenly there are talks about Russia's importance in the region, about possible participation in the reconstruction of Iraq, about deliveries of Russian wheat to Iraq (what? a few years ago the Russians couldn't feed themselves!)

5. Why is Russia suddenly so important? What did the Russians do in their embassy during the war? What did they take out of Iraq that was so important to us that we risked killing their ambassador?
 

Mill

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Right......................
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conjur

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Originally posted by: fornax
1. The aliance armed forces start the war in Iraq. Everybody tells us there won't really be a war, the Iraqis won't fight, we'll be greated with flowers. And of course we'll show the world how many WMD Saddam has.
No, the press may have stated that but not the administration (nor Blair, nor Howard).

2. In fact the Iraqis fight pretty well and slow down the attackers, who are forced to leave large forces behind to guard the cities on the way to Bagdad. Aliance losses mount quickly. Recriminations begin beween the army commanders and the political leadership on who is to blame.
Losses mount quickly? What? <20 deaths in the first week, eh? And most due to accidents/friendly fire. And, again, only the press speaking of dissension due to some of their own predictions not coming true.

3. Third MD is at the suburbs of Bagdad. The soldiers are very tired, supplies are running low, there is no way they can storm a (supposedly) well-defended city. No fresh forces are expected any time soon. About a quarter of the helicopters are unusable (downed or damaged by enemy fire and desert conditions), supplies of precise weapons are running low.
Amazingly quick advance did stretch supply lines out a bit...nothing wrong with some consolidation to protect both ends.

4. Suddenly a number of our senior officials turn up in Moscow, including C. Rice. The Russian embassy in Bagdad is evacuated. Iraqi resistance diminishes and becomes negligible. C. Rice seems very happy, suddenly there are talks about Russia's importance in the region, about possible participation in the reconstruction of Iraq, about deliveries of Russian wheat to Iraq (what? a few years ago the Russians couldn't feed themselves!)
Nothing wrong with briging in other countries to supply aid to Iraq.

5. Why is Russia suddenly so important? What did the Russians do in their embassy during the war? What did they take out of Iraq that was so important to us that we risked killing their ambassador?
Hunh? WTF are you talking about?
 

jjones

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And in other news....black helicopters have been spotted circling overhead near the home of fornax.
 

Feldenak

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Originally posted by: fornax
1. The aliance armed forces start the war in Iraq. Everybody tells us there won't really be a war, the Iraqis won't fight, we'll be greated with flowers. And of course we'll show the world how many WMD Saddam has.

2. In fact the Iraqis fight pretty well and slow down the attackers, who are forced to leave large forces behind to guard the cities on the way to Bagdad. Aliance losses mount quickly. Recriminations begin beween the army commanders and the political leadership on who is to blame.

3. Third MD is at the suburbs of Bagdad. The soldiers are very tired, supplies are running low, there is no way they can storm a (supposedly) well-defended city. No fresh forces are expected any time soon. About a quarter of the helicopters are unusable (downed or damaged by enemy fire and desert conditions), supplies of precise weapons are running low.

4. Suddenly a number of our senior officials turn up in Moscow, including C. Rice. The Russian embassy in Bagdad is evacuated. Iraqi resistance diminishes and becomes negligible. C. Rice seems very happy, suddenly there are talks about Russia's importance in the region, about possible participation in the reconstruction of Iraq, about deliveries of Russian wheat to Iraq (what? a few years ago the Russians couldn't feed themselves!)

5. Why is Russia suddenly so important? What did the Russians do in their embassy during the war? What did they take out of Iraq that was so important to us that we risked killing their ambassador?



I now see the reason for this pic
 

RyanM

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DUDE. That Rabbit rules. It BALANCES stuff on its head. The guy has photos of the rabbit balancing crap like plates, small books, all sorts of stuff. It's hysterical. And they're NOT photoshopped pieces; the rabbit REALLY does.
 

LH

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Russia got all of Iraqs top secert documents(weapons programs, hidden sites, other such stuff), or so has been reported.
 

AAjax

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Originally posted by: Toasthead
It was the aliens....they're everywhere!


Actually I heard it was the Masons, no it was the Rotary club, no it was skull and bones, wait it was a minor league baseball team from kansas.........

 

steell

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Originally posted by: AAjax
Originally posted by: Toasthead
It was the aliens....they're everywhere!


Actually I heard it was the Masons, no it was the Rotary club, no it was skull and bones, wait it was a minor league baseball team from kansas.........
You got it all wrong!! It was the SF chapter of Dykes on Bikes
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RyanM

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Originally posted by: steell
Originally posted by: AAjax
Originally posted by: Toasthead
It was the aliens....they're everywhere!


Actually I heard it was the Masons, no it was the Rotary club, no it was skull and bones, wait it was a minor league baseball team from kansas.........
You got it all wrong!! It was the SF chapter of Dykes on Bikes
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Wrong again. It was the Bryn Mawr chicks....because as we all know, the Bryn Mawr chick has never been proven to exist.