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Conservatives Say the Darndest Things

MonstaThrilla

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"Victory means exit strategy, and it's important for the President to explain to us what the exit strategy is."

- George W. Bush, discussing Kosovo, Houston Chronicle, 04-09-99

"I said on my program, if, if the Americans go in and overthrow Saddam Hussein and it's clean, he has nothing, I will apologize to the nation, and I will not trust the Bush administration again."

- Bill O'Reilly, on ABC's Good Morning America, 03-18-03

"I tell people don't kill all the liberals. Leave enough so we can have two on every campus?living fossils?so we will never forget what these people stood for."

- Rush Limbaugh, Denver Post, 12-29-95

"If the Supreme Court says that you have the right to consensual gay sex within your home, then you have the right to bigamy, you have the right to polygamy, you have the right to incest, you have the right to adultery. You have the right to anything. All of those things are antithetical to a healthy, stable, traditional family and that's sort of where we are in today's world, unfortunately. It all comes from, I would argue, the right to privacy that doesn't exist, in my opinion, in the United States Constitution."

- Sen. Rick Santorum (R-Pa.), Associated Press, 04-22-03

"I would warn Orlando that you're right in the way of some serious hurricanes, and I don't think I'd be waving those flags in God's face if I were you. This is not a message of hate; this is a message of redemption. But a condition like this will bring about the destruction of your nation. It'll bring about terrorist bombs; it'll bring earthquakes, tornadoes and possibly a meteor."

- Pat Robertson, speaking of organizers putting rainbow flags up around Orlando to support sexual diversity, The Washington Post, 06-10-98. For the record, Orlando remains undestroyed by meteors.

"Environmentalists are a socialist group of individuals that are the tool of the Democrat Party. I'm proud to say that they are my enemy. They are not Americans, never have been Americans, never will be Americans."

- Rep. Don Young (R-Alaska), Alaska Public Radio, 08-19-96

"When you strip it all away, Jerry Garcia destroyed his life on drugs. And yet he's being honored, like some godlike figure. Our priorities are out of whack, folks."

- Rush (currently under investigation for drug use) Limbaugh, on the death of Jerry Garcia, 08-20-95.

"I don't understand how poor people think."

- George W. Bush, confiding in the Rev. Jim Wallis, The New York Times, 08-26-03

"Get rid of the guy. Impeach him, censure him, assassinate him."

- Rep. James Hansen (R-Utah), talking about President Clinton, as reported by journalist Steve Miner of KSUB radio who overheard his conversation, 11-01-98

"We're going to keep building the party until we're hunting Democrats with dogs."

- Sen. Phil Gramm (R-Texas), Mother Jones, 08-95

"My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to The New York Times building."

- Ann Coulter, The New York Observer, 08-26-02

"Homosexuals want to come into churches and disrupt church services and throw blood all around and try to give people AIDS and spit in the face of ministers."

- Pat Robertson again, The 700 Club, 01-18-95

"And there is, I am certain, among the Iraqi people a respect for the care and the precision that went into the bombing campaign."

- Donald Rumsfeld, defenselink.mil, 04-09-03

"Emotional appeals about working families trying to get by on $4.25 an hour are hard to resist. Fortunately, such families do not exist."

- Rep. Tom DeLay (R-Texas), House Majority Whip, during a debate on increasing the minimum wage, Congressional Record, H3706, 04-23-96

"Chelsea is a Clinton. She bears the taint; and though not prosecutable in law, in custom and nature the taint cannot be ignored. All the great despotisms of the past?I'm not arguing for despotism as a principle, but they sure knew how to deal with potential trouble?recognized that the families of objectionable citizens were a continuing threat. In Stalin's penal code it was a crime to be the wife or child of an 'enemy of the people.' The Nazis used the same principle, which they called Sippenhaft, 'clan liability.' In Imperial China, enemies of the state were punished 'to the ninth degree': that is, everyone in the offender's own generation would be killed and everyone related via four generations up, to the great-great-grandparents, and four generations down, to the great-great-grandchildren, would also be killed."

- John Derbyshire, National Review, 02-15-01

"I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that's the way it is, period."

- Pat Robertson again, The 700 Club, 01-08-92

"Probably nothing."

- Jeb Bush, during his losing 1994 bid for Florida Governor, when asked what he would do for black people, quoted by Salon on 10-05-02

"The homosexual blitzkrieg has been better planned and executed than Hitler's."

- Rep. William Dannemeyer (R-Calif.), The New Republic, 08-01-94

"When lawlessness is abroad in the land, the same thing will happen here that happened in Nazi Germany. Many of those people involved in Adolph Hitler were Satanists. Many of them were homosexuals. The two things seem to go together."

- Pat Robertson again, The 700 Club, 01-21-93

"Why is this man in the White House? The majority of Americans did not vote for him. Why is he there? And I tell you this morning that he's in the White House because God put him there for a time such as this."

- Lt. General William G. Boykin, Deputy Undersecretary of Defense, The New York Times, 10-17-03

"We need to execute people like John Walker in order to physically intimidate liberals, by making them realize that they can be killed, too. Otherwise, they will turn out to be outright traitors."

- Ann Coulter, at the Conservative Political Action Conference, 02-26-02

"I don't want to abolish government. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub."

- Grover Norquist, President of Americans for Tax Reform, NPR Morning Edition, 05-25-01

"I don't agree that you need an enormous number of American troops. Saddam's army is down to one-third than it was before, and I think it would be a cakewalk."

- Kenneth Adelman, Defense Policy Board, to Wolf Blitzer on CNN, 12-06-01

"The fact of the matter is that this (increased American casualties) is a sign of the success of our operation, not its failure."

- Ralph Reed, GOP strategist, on MSNBC's program 'Hardball,' 10-28-03

"There are some who feel that, you know, the conditions are such that they can attack us there. My answer is, bring 'em on. We have the force necessary to deal with the situation."

- George W. Bush, The Chicago Tribune, 07-03-03

"The truth is that for reasons that have a lot to do with the U.S. government bureaucracy, we settled on the one issue that everyone could agree on, which was weapons of mass destruction as the core reason."

- Paul Wolfowitz, quoted by Tim Russert on 'Meet The Press, NBC, 06-01-03

"Quit looking at the symbols. Get out and get a job. Quit shooting each other. Quit having illegitimate babies."

- State Rep. John Graham Altman (R-SC), addressing African-American concerns about the 'symbol' of the Confederate Flag, The New York Times, 01-24-97

"Two things made this country great: White men & Christianity. The degree these two have diminished is in direct proportion to the corruption and fall of the nation. Every problem that has arisen (sic) can be directly traced back to our departure from God's Law and the disenfranchisement of White men."

- State Rep. Don Davis (R-NC), e-mailed to every member of the North Carolina House and Senate, reported by The Fayetteville Observer, 08-22-01

"NOW is saying that in order to be a woman, you've got to be a lesbian."

- Pat Robertson again, The 700 Club, 12-03-97

"My biggest fear is going to be going to the funeral of some young Iowa man or woman who dies in this conflict and having their mother or father come up to me and ask whether or not their son or daughter died for America, or died to save Bill Clinton's presidency. I don't know what I would say to those grieving parents. For that reason I believe the President must resign immediately."

- Rep. Jim Nussle (R-IA), Congressional Record, H11963, 12-18-98

"Why should we hear about body bags and deaths and how many, what day it's gonna happen? It's not relevant. So why should I waste my beautiful mind on something like that?"

- Barbara Bush, said on 'Good Morning America' the day before the Iraq war started, The New York Times, 01-13-03

"I'm the commander?see, I don't need to explain?I don't need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being the President. Maybe somebody needs to explain to me why they say something, but I don't feel like I owe anybody an explanation."

- George W. Bush, Washington Post, 11-19-02
 

sMiLeYz

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And Republicans wonder why they're thought of as racists...
rolleye.gif
 

Lonyo

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That's a little disturbing.
It's almost good enough to be used as a joke, but then you realise it's real and these people actually have power.

Kill all the stupid people ;)
 

NesuD

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Don'y get all full of yourselves. Pretty sure someone could find a similar number of equally outrageous quotes uttered by Liberals pretty easily. Just curious what website Monsta found those on. I know he didn't dig all of them up himself.
 

Red Dawn

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Originally posted by: Lonyo
That's a little disturbing.
It's almost good enough to be used as a joke, but then you realise it's real and these people actually have power.

Kill all the stupid people ;)
What kind of power does Ann Coulter have except over the feeble minded?

 

sandorski

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If it's any consolation, if we lived in ancient Israel, Pat Robertson would have been stoned to death by now.
 

Officerdown

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Originally posted by: sMiLeYz
And Republicans wonder why they're thought of as racists...
rolleye.gif


It's the Liberals who say that Conservatives are racist but than you say black people can't make it without your help. Conservatives, the ones, I know, aren?t racist. See in my opinion, it?s the Liberals and the KKK who are obsessed with race and skin color. Conservatives want to see the world with colorblind glasses on and make things equal... stop affirmative action and set-aside standards. It's the KKK and the Liberals who keep brining up the race card, and can?t let race go. But I could be wrong... I guess. The KKK is a little too far right in the reasoning why they want something.

Sure maybe some Concretive tend to relate race to economic levels.
 

outriding

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Originally posted by: Officerdown
Originally posted by: sMiLeYz
And Republicans wonder why they're thought of as racists...
rolleye.gif


It's the Liberals who say that Conservatives are racist but than you say black people can't make it without your help. Conservatives, the ones, I know, aren?t racist. See in my opinion, it?s the Liberals and the KKK who are obsessed with race and skin color. Conservatives want to see the world with colorblind glasses on and make things equal... stop affirmative action and set-aside standards. It's the KKK and the Liberals who keep brining up the race card, and can?t let race go. But I could be wrong... I guess. The KKK is a little too far right in the reasoning why they want something.

Sure maybe some Concretive tend to relate race to economic levels.


Wow....

dont get out much do you ?

Dont you remember Trent Lott's comment about a year ago or so and the number of people on the right who really did not say it was wrong ?

 

mugs

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Haha... But in fairness, there are stupid liberals too. Just look at Dan Quayle. Oh wait, he's a republican! ;) I've always wondered though, what's Bill O'Reilly's excuse for not apologizing yet? Is he still holding out hope that they'll find them, or has he assumed (and therefore made it a fact in the no-spin-zone) that Saddam took them to Syria?
 

Officerdown

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No, I didn't hear what one Senator from Mississippi said. If I did, I forgot... fill me in please. Sorry.

Mugs, Bill O'Reilly already did apologize for that.
 

etech

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Originally posted by: sMiLeYz
And Republicans wonder why they're thought of as racists...
rolleye.gif

Would you care to explain your statement?

Which of those quotes encouraged you to make that statement?

 

dmcowen674

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Originally posted by: Lonyo
That's a little disturbing.
It's almost good enough to be used as a joke, but then you realise it's real and these people actually have power.

Kill all the stupid people ;)

"these people actually have power"

Correction, Rise of the Religious 4th Reich.


 

Gaard

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Originally posted by: dmcowen674
Originally posted by: Lonyo
That's a little disturbing.
It's almost good enough to be used as a joke, but then you realise it's real and these people actually have power.

Kill all the stupid people ;)

"these people actually have power"

Correction, Rise of the Religious 4th Reich.


Oh great. Now we will be subjected to the definition of etech's law again. ;)
 

alchemize

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"Victory means exit strategy, and it's important for the President to explain to us what the exit strategy is."

- George W. Bush, discussing Kosovo, Houston Chronicle, 04-09-99
Agree.

"I said on my program, if, if the Americans go in and overthrow Saddam Hussein and it's clean, he has nothing, I will apologize to the nation, and I will not trust the Bush administration again."

- Bill O'Reilly, on ABC's Good Morning America, 03-18-03
That's Bill's problem.

"I tell people don't kill all the liberals. Leave enough so we can have two on every campus?living fossils?so we will never forget what these people stood for."

- Rush Limbaugh, Denver Post, 12-29-95
Pretty sure that was a joke.

"If the Supreme Court says that you have the right to consensual gay sex within your home, then you have the right to bigamy, you have the right to polygamy, you have the right to incest, you have the right to adultery. You have the right to anything. All of those things are antithetical to a healthy, stable, traditional family and that's sort of where we are in today's world, unfortunately. It all comes from, I would argue, the right to privacy that doesn't exist, in my opinion, in the United States Constitution."

- Sen. Rick Santorum (R-Pa.), Associated Press, 04-22-03[/quote]
Generally, I'd agree. I don't think the righ to privacy exists in the Constitution. I think an amendment should be passed that defines it.

"I would warn Orlando that you're right in the way of some serious hurricanes, and I don't think I'd be waving those flags in God's face if I were you. This is not a message of hate; this is a message of redemption. But a condition like this will bring about the destruction of your nation. It'll bring about terrorist bombs; it'll bring earthquakes, tornadoes and possibly a meteor."

- Pat Robertson, speaking of organizers putting rainbow flags up around Orlando to support sexual diversity, The Washington Post, 06-10-98. For the record, Orlando remains undestroyed by meteors.
Disagree. God doesn't directly touch the world, IMHO.

"Environmentalists are a socialist group of individuals that are the tool of the Democrat Party. I'm proud to say that they are my enemy. They are not Americans, never have been Americans, never will be Americans."

- Rep. Don Young (R-Alaska), Alaska Public Radio, 08-19-96
Agree with the first sentence. Disagree with the rest.

"When you strip it all away, Jerry Garcia destroyed his life on drugs. And yet he's being honored, like some godlike figure. Our priorities are out of whack, folks."

- Rush (currently under investigation for drug use) Limbaugh, on the death of Jerry Garcia, 08-20-95.
Generally agree.

"I don't understand how poor people think."

- George W. Bush, confiding in the Rev. Jim Wallis, The New York Times, 08-26-03
Nor do I. I can't understand not wanting to better yourself.

"Get rid of the guy. Impeach him, censure him, assassinate him."

- Rep. James Hansen (R-Utah), talking about President Clinton, as reported by journalist Steve Miner of KSUB radio who overheard his conversation, 11-01-98
Very inappropriate. Sounds like a liberal poster on here we all know and love.

"We're going to keep building the party until we're hunting Democrats with dogs."

- Sen. Phil Gramm (R-Texas), Mother Jones, 08-95
Probably meant metaphorically, but inappropriate.

"My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to The New York Times building."

- Ann Coulter, The New York Observer, 08-26-02
Typical of Ann. Inappropriate

"Homosexuals want to come into churches and disrupt church services and throw blood all around and try to give people AIDS and spit in the face of ministers."

- Pat Robertson again, The 700 Club, 01-18-95
I don't think they want to do that.

"And there is, I am certain, among the Iraqi people a respect for the care and the precision that went into the bombing campaign."

- Donald Rumsfeld, defenselink.mil, 04-09-03
I'd think if they knew the alternative, they'd respect and care for it.

"Emotional appeals about working families trying to get by on $4.25 an hour are hard to resist. Fortunately, such families do not exist."

- Rep. Tom DeLay (R-Texas), House Majority Whip, during a debate on increasing the minimum wage, Congressional Record, H3706, 04-23-96
Not true.

"Chelsea is a Clinton. She bears the taint; and though not prosecutable in law, in custom and nature the taint cannot be ignored. All the great despotisms of the past?I'm not arguing for despotism as a principle, but they sure knew how to deal with potential trouble?recognized that the families of objectionable citizens were a continuing threat. In Stalin's penal code it was a crime to be the wife or child of an 'enemy of the people.' The Nazis used the same principle, which they called Sippenhaft, 'clan liability.' In Imperial China, enemies of the state were punished 'to the ninth degree': that is, everyone in the offender's own generation would be killed and everyone related via four generations up, to the great-great-grandparents, and four generations down, to the great-great-grandchildren, would also be killed."

- John Derbyshire, National Review, 02-15-01
I'd have to read the context of that article. Not sure where he is going with it.

"I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that's the way it is, period."

- Pat Robertson again, The 700 Club, 01-08-92
If you are a Christian family, there is some argument for that.

"Probably nothing."

- Jeb Bush, during his losing 1994 bid for Florida Governor, when asked what he would do for black people, quoted by Salon on 10-05-02
Probably more context missing...

"The homosexual blitzkrieg has been better planned and executed than Hitler's."

- Rep. William Dannemeyer (R-Calif.), The New Republic, 08-01-94
Equating to Hitler is a bad thing.

"When lawlessness is abroad in the land, the same thing will happen here that happened in Nazi Germany. Many of those people involved in Adolph Hitler were Satanists. Many of them were homosexuals. The two things seem to go together."

- Pat Robertson again, The 700 Club, 01-21-93
Pat's kind of a nutbar isn't he?

"Why is this man in the White House? The majority of Americans did not vote for him. Why is he there? And I tell you this morning that he's in the White House because God put him there for a time such as this."

- Lt. General William G. Boykin, Deputy Undersecretary of Defense, The New York Times, 10-17-03
So maybe he believes in divine intervention. I don't.

"We need to execute people like John Walker in order to physically intimidate liberals, by making them realize that they can be killed, too. Otherwise, they will turn out to be outright traitors."

- Ann Coulter, at the Conservative Political Action Conference, 02-26-02
See above Ann quote.

"I don't want to abolish government. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub."

- Grover Norquist, President of Americans for Tax Reform, NPR Morning Edition, 05-25-01
Wonderful! Good conservative ;)

"I don't agree that you need an enormous number of American troops. Saddam's army is down to one-third than it was before, and I think it would be a cakewalk."

- Kenneth Adelman, Defense Policy Board, to Wolf Blitzer on CNN, 12-06-01
In terms of the last Iraq war, and any other war in history, it was a cakewalk.

"The fact of the matter is that this (increased American casualties) is a sign of the success of our operation, not its failure."

- Ralph Reed, GOP strategist, on MSNBC's program 'Hardball,' 10-28-03
I'm guessing he was referring to the low number.


"There are some who feel that, you know, the conditions are such that they can attack us there. My answer is, bring 'em on. We have the force necessary to deal with the situation."

- George W. Bush, The Chicago Tribune, 07-03-03
And we are dealing with it. A little cowboy-esque.

"The truth is that for reasons that have a lot to do with the U.S. government bureaucracy, we settled on the one issue that everyone could agree on, which was weapons of mass destruction as the core reason."

- Paul Wolfowitz, quoted by Tim Russert on 'Meet The Press, NBC, 06-01-03
Should have settled on another core reason, eh?

"Quit looking at the symbols. Get out and get a job. Quit shooting each other. Quit having illegitimate babies."

- State Rep. John Graham Altman (R-SC), addressing African-American concerns about the 'symbol' of the Confederate Flag, The New York Times, 01-24-97
A nasty quote. Could have been better said. But blacks do need to quit shooting each other and having illegitimate babies. So do whites. The flag isn't stopping that

"Two things made this country great: White men & Christianity. The degree these two have diminished is in direct proportion to the corruption and fall of the nation. Every problem that has arisen (sic) can be directly traced back to our departure from God's Law and the disenfranchisement of White men."

- State Rep. Don Davis (R-NC), e-mailed to every member of the North Carolina House and Senate, reported by The Fayetteville Observer, 08-22-01
That's just silly.

"NOW is saying that in order to be a woman, you've got to be a lesbian."

- Pat Robertson again, The 700 Club, 12-03-97
Pat's a nutbar.

"My biggest fear is going to be going to the funeral of some young Iowa man or woman who dies in this conflict and having their mother or father come up to me and ask whether or not their son or daughter died for America, or died to save Bill Clinton's presidency. I don't know what I would say to those grieving parents. For that reason I believe the President must resign immediately."

- Rep. Jim Nussle (R-IA), Congressional Record, H11963, 12-18-98
Partisan rhetoric. Same stuff beyond spewed by the other side now.

"Why should we hear about body bags and deaths and how many, what day it's gonna happen? It's not relevant. So why should I waste my beautiful mind on something like that?"

- Barbara Bush, said on 'Good Morning America' the day before the Iraq war started, The New York Times, 01-13-03
I agree Barbara. We shouldn't dwell on the death.

"I'm the commander?see, I don't need to explain?I don't need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being the President. Maybe somebody needs to explain to me why they say something, but I don't feel like I owe anybody an explanation."

- George W. Bush, Washington Post, 11-19-02
I'm glad all the things I say aren't recorded :)
 

MonstaThrilla

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Thank you for the honest (and rather lengthy) response alchy. I posted this list because I found it amusing, especially the quotes by Pat Robertson. The quotes were gathered by William Rivers Pitt, author of several books and owner of truthout.org.
 

Dissipate

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These quotes are pointless. There has been an attack on the entire political ideology of both conservatives and liberals. This attack is much more effective, it doesn't single out any particular person but it actually attacks every person who believes in that ideology.
 

etech

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Originally posted by: Gaard
Originally posted by: dmcowen674
Originally posted by: Lonyo
That's a little disturbing.
It's almost good enough to be used as a joke, but then you realise it's real and these people actually have power.

Kill all the stupid people ;)

"these people actually have power"

Correction, Rise of the Religious 4th Reich.


Oh great. Now we will be subjected to the definition of etech's law again. ;)

You mean Godwin's law which I had nothing to do with its origin. I do find it a good rule to follow in these arguement. It tends to keep out some of the riff-raff if it is followed.

 

chess9

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Truth be told, most Republicans aren't that stupid or venal. Most of them are just like you and me. On the other hand, it is all the "good" Republicans sitting on their hands doing nothing that is troublesome. They need to take back the Republican Party from the right wing wackos.

Coulter is, I am positive, a transsexual schizophrenic escapee from a mental hospital. She should be arrested for impersonating a human being.

JosephII, you are one scary dude. Put as much distance as morally and ethically possible between yourself and the likes of Coulter, Robertson, Delay and Graham. (ok, at least Phil Graham is funny)

-Robert
 

conjur

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Bushisms

Some of the better ones:

"I'm hopeful. I know there is a lot of ambition in Washington, obviously. But I hope the ambitious realize that they are more likely to succeed with success as opposed to failure."
?Interview with the Associated Press, Jan. 18, 2001


"Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment."
?Interview with the New York Times, Jan. 14, 2001


"The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants."
?Interview with the New York Times, Jan. 14, 2001


"I want it to be said that the Bush administration was a results-oriented administration, because I believe the results of focusing our attention and energy on teaching children to read and having an education system that's responsive to the child and to the parents, as opposed to mired in a system that refuses to change, will make America what we want it to be?a literate country and a hopefuller country."
?Washington, D.C., Jan. 11, 2001