I'm trying to remember in which Asian country it is that 'insulting the king' is a crime. On one hand, this sounds entirely on brand for Trump, on the other, will it be too on-the-nose even for Trump fanatics? It falls nicely into the "rules for thee not for me" principle of conservatism though.

Thailand’s lese majesty laws explained in 30 seconds
Criticism of the monarchy is punishable with between three and 15 years in prison. It is one of the most severe laws of its kind in the world
Fortunately I know almost nothing about Thailand, so have no motivation to say anything bad about any part of it. I think I'll try and remain ignorant, just to be on the safe side.