Confucius Say:

[Mucho]

Man who masturbate through construction zone come to bad end.

 

[HappyCracker]

Man who fart in church sit in own pew

 

[brentman]

Man stuck in pantry have a$$ in jam

 

[rudder]

Originally posted by: TheBoyBlunder
Man who go sideways through airport turnstile going to bangkok.

I am going to check snopes on this one. Conficious did not even know what an airplane was.

 

[PanzerIV]

BUMP. These are hilarious.

 

[kage69]

Wise Kong Fu Tzu say, It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

 

[Gurck]

Man who run in front of car get tired.

 

[simms]

Schoolboy who play with schoolgirl during wrong period, get caught red-handed.

HAHA... great pun.