Confucius Say:

Iron Woode

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He who throw dirt is losing ground.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.

Man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face.

Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion!

Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!

Man who stand on toilet high on pot.

Girl who marry Richard must kiss Dick.

Man who loses key to lady's apartment get no new-key.

Schoolboy who play with schoolgirl during wrong period, get caught red-handed.

He who fish in other's hole often catch crabs.

Man who go to bed with hard problem wake up with solution in hand.

Passionate kiss just like spider web - lead to undoing of fly.

Man with tool in woman mouth May not necessarily be dentist.

Man who go to sleep with itchy butt, wake with smelly fingers...
 

Ryan

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Man with itchy butt, wake up with smelly fingers. - my all time favorite :)
 

Iron Woode

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Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Enjoy:

He who throw dirt is losing ground.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.

Man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face.

Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion!

Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!

Man who stand on toilet high on pot.

Girl who marry Richard must kiss Dick.

Man who loses key to lady's apartment get no new-key.

Schoolboy who play with schoolgirl during wrong period, get caught red-handed.

He who fish in other's hole often catch crabs.

Man who go to bed with hard problem wake up with solution in hand.

Passionate kiss just like spider web - lead to undoing of fly.

Man with tool in woman mouth May not necessarily be dentist.

Man who go to sleep with itchy butt, wake with smelly fingers...
One more:

Man who put c*ck in Peanut Butter jar is F***ing Nuts.
 

Judgement

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Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Enjoy:

He who throw dirt is losing ground.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.

Man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face.

Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion!

Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!

Man who stand on toilet high on pot.

Girl who marry Richard must kiss Dick.

Man who loses key to lady's apartment get no new-key.

Schoolboy who play with schoolgirl during wrong period, get caught red-handed.

He who fish in other's hole often catch crabs.

Man who go to bed with hard problem wake up with solution in hand.

Passionate kiss just like spider web - lead to undoing of fly.

Man with tool in woman mouth May not necessarily be dentist.

Man who go to sleep with itchy butt, wake with smelly fingers...
One more:

Man who put c*ck in Peanut Butter jar is F***ing Nuts.


ahahaha thats the best one so far
 

SuperTool

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Man who put head on Railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.
 

Iron Woode

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Man who marry girl with no bust has right to feel low down.

Man who fights wife all day gets no piece at night.

Man who live in glass house should dress in basement.

Man with athletic finger make broad jump.

Blonde who fly upside down have crack up.

Man who put cream in tart not always baker.

Girls should not marry basketball players - they dribble before they shoot.