Confucious say..

[GasX]

One in the bush is better than one in the hand...

 

[Whitecloak]

a bird in your hand does it on your wrist

 

[Turkish]

"Find a job you love, and you'll never have to work again."

-Confucious

 

[TooOne21]

"He who goes to bed with itchy a$$h0Le, wake up with stinky finger."

- Confucious

 

[parsley007]

he who runs behind car gets exhausted

 

[ohtwell]

"Couple on 7-day honeymoon make hole weak."


: ) Amanda

 

[rh71]

he who does my translation need learn better English.

 

[Doggiedog]

Originally posted by: parsley007
he who runs behind car gets exhausted

Originally posted by: ohtwell
"Couple on 7-day honeymoon make hole weak."

LOL!

 

[GasX]

virgin just like baloon - one prick, all gone...

 

[gistech1978]

man with forked tongue should not kiss balloon

 

[ohtwell]

"Man who go to bed with hard problem wake up with solution in hand."


: ) Amanda

 

[GasX]

He who farts in church sits in own pew

 

[Zenmervolt]

Originally posted by: Xiety
"Find a job you love, and you'll never have to work again."

-Confucious

I don't recall having seen that in the Analects at all.

ZV

 

[GasX]

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok

 

[rh71]

^ LOL.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

he who stands on toilet is high on pot.

 

[KarenMarie]

Girl who sit on jockey's lap get hot tip.

 

[Balt]

man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long.

baseball wrong... man with four balls cannot walk.

 

[SurgicalShark]

Originally posted by: TooOne21
"He who goes to bed with itchy a$$h0Le, wake up with stinky finger."

- Confucious

Made me chuckle dude!

 

[GasX]

Man who put rooster in freezer take out stiff cock

 

[Balt]

Man who drop watch in toilet have sh!tty time all day long.

 

[brentman]

Man stuck in pantry have ass in jam

 

[geno]

Baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk.

 

[LeadMagnet]

"no one will ever need more than 640k of ram" - Confucious

not Bill Gates

 

[GasX]

Girl who sit on judge's lap get an honourable discharge