Confronting my HOT neighbor about the noise complaint

[MikeMike]

Originally posted by: Chompman

Originally posted by: Alkesh

UPDATE3: [On Location: Remote Desktop Connection] So i came over here and we hear NOTHING. We're actually listening for it, but theres nothing so I tell her to call me when she hears it. But mysteriously her computer needs fixing. I've been on this thing for 10 minutes and see nothing wrong. I am posting while she microwaves some Totinos. GTG. Update later.

Look to see if she has porn.. 😛

and if not, give her your own porn show

 

[Ricemarine]

Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1

Originally posted by: Chompman

Originally posted by: Alkesh

UPDATE3: [On Location: Remote Desktop Connection] So i came over here and we hear NOTHING. We're actually listening for it, but theres nothing so I tell her to call me when she hears it. But mysteriously her computer needs fixing. I've been on this thing for 10 minutes and see nothing wrong. I am posting while she microwaves some Totinos. GTG. Update later.

Look to see if she has porn.. 😛

and if not, give her your own porn show

I wonder if this will be like the other thread where the guy got laid by the subway chick.

 

[yankeesfan]

Jump her when she gets back.

 

[thejackal1]

This is hella funny.

 

[Chompman]

Originally posted by: yankeesfan
Jump her when she gets back.

You did remember to bring the chloroform right? 😛

 

[yankeesfan]

On second thought, tell her that the virus has deeply penetrated the registry and ask for permission to investigate.

 

[Cattlegod]

tell her you have to format her hard drive.

 

[zoiks]

Tell her that her armpits smell like roses and her breath reminds you of febreeze.

 

[Cattlegod]

oh, and delete this from her cache incase she investigates where you went on her computer 🙂

and don't for get PICS!

 

[yankeesfan]

Ask her is she wants an instant massaging program.

 

[z0mb13]

"my computer needs fixing" is as good as "please do me baby!!"

HIT IT!! NOWWW!!!

😀😀

 

[yankeesfan]

SHE WANTS YOU, DUDE!

 

[glugglug]

UPDATE 4: The Totinos is done microwaving and she's back. She says "WTF is this "Anandtech"? Why are you posting that crap about me there loser? Get the hell out of here, or I'm calling the cops!"

 

[yankeesfan]

Ask her if she needs help double clicking her mouse.

 

[haveblue]

Originally posted by: glugglug
UPDATE 4: The Totinos is done microwaving and she's back. She says "WTF is this "Anandtech"? Why are you posting that crap about me there loser? Get the hell out of here, or I'm calling the cops!"

Totinowned..

 

[jlee]

Originally posted by: glugglug
UPDATE 4: The Totinos is done microwaving and she's back. She says "WTF is this "Anandtech"? Why are you posting that crap about me there loser? Get the hell out of here, or I'm calling the cops!"

:Q

 

[Cattlegod]

Originally posted by: haveblue

Originally posted by: glugglug
UPDATE 4: The Totinos is done microwaving and she's back. She says "WTF is this "Anandtech"? Why are you posting that crap about me there loser? Get the hell out of here, or I'm calling the cops!"

Totinowned..

haha *groan*

 

[zoiks]

"Is it in yet?"
"Negative.. didn't go in, just impacted on the surface."

 

[imported_goku]

Originally posted by: Tremulant

Originally posted by: cjgallen

Originally posted by: Alkesh
UPDATE: I saw her walk by and she changed clothes. To something much nicer....
Now what???

SLIP IT IN

FOR THE WIN.

Am I the only one that saw that it rymed? FUNNAY

 

[imported_goku]

Originally posted by: Cattlegod
oh, and delete this from her cache incase she investigates where you went on her computer 🙂

and don't for get PICS!

Why in the hell do you think he is using remote desktop😕

 

[Ricemarine]

Originally posted by: Cattlegod

Originally posted by: haveblue

Originally posted by: glugglug
UPDATE 4: The Totinos is done microwaving and she's back. She says "WTF is this "Anandtech"? Why are you posting that crap about me there loser? Get the hell out of here, or I'm calling the cops!"

Totinowned..

haha *groan*

Pwned if that happens lol.

 

[OrByte]

This thread is useless without campy 70s Pr0no musak!

:music:bow chicka bow wow chicka chicka:music:

 

[yankeesfan]

update?

 

[Deadtrees]

AW?

 

[zoiks]

He hasn't reported back yet. Hopefully he scored a touchdown.