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Yes I've read your story about smokey funny how life is so strikingly similar. I too am originally part of the Australian Royal Family.
It is great to finally meet another person from my family because here in the states I've got none. My mom died of fighting a croc for some beaver meat and my sister drank too much Fosters and decided to take a drive. I've contracted STD's from sleeping around a lot. So i decided to follow the lead of my role model Forrest Gump and jog around back and forth in this great nation of ours. I've turned in my resignation at Wal-Mart and flipped off my manager and kissed the good looking babe working cashiers. Your story is so inspirational that I've forwarded it to the Altoona PD because my detective friend wanted to contribute to your cause. Your friend's life is extraordinary I wonder how it will end? I had a vision it was with someone name Bubba in the county. I hope to see my inheritance soon if not and you're still alive I'll find methods to expediate your departure from this earth so I could spend all that Australian wealth.
Yes I've read your story about smokey funny how life is so strikingly similar. I too am originally part of the Australian Royal Family.
It is great to finally meet another person from my family because here in the states I've got none. My mom died of fighting a croc for some beaver meat and my sister drank too much Fosters and decided to take a drive. I've contracted STD's from sleeping around a lot. So i decided to follow the lead of my role model Forrest Gump and jog around back and forth in this great nation of ours. I've turned in my resignation at Wal-Mart and flipped off my manager and kissed the good looking babe working cashiers. Your story is so inspirational that I've forwarded it to the Altoona PD because my detective friend wanted to contribute to your cause. Your friend's life is extraordinary I wonder how it will end? I had a vision it was with someone name Bubba in the county. I hope to see my inheritance soon if not and you're still alive I'll find methods to expediate your departure from this earth so I could spend all that Australian wealth.