Confessions

[Charmonium]

I don't know if I can put D-bag in the title but that's what this is intended to be - D-bag Confessions.

We're all d-bags from time to time. It's called being human. But when that happens, you need to own it. You need to come here and confess your d-bagedness to your fellow ATOTers and accept your punishment. Trust me, you'll feel so much better.
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My d-bag move today was while driving. I was on a 3 lane highway and I had just gotten over into the left lane when I realized that I needed to be in the right lane to exit. But there were a lot of other cars over there so I had to get in front of a truck who was none to happy about my doing that. Now mind you, I didn't cut him off or anything like that. Had that been the situation I would have bitten the bullet and missed my exit. I'm not THAT much of a d-bag. But I did force him to slow down and I felt bad about that.

 

[JEDIYoda]

The Bible says - For with the mouth confession is made unto Salvation.....that`s a start dude,,,,

 

[BarkingGhostar]

I find that being d-baggedness often is the best approach to getting the point to stick w=once I lay it across. It is like the Crayola approach. Putting something in black and white often doesn't do the trick because too much air exists between the ears of the listeners.

 

[brianmanahan]

i stole a hershey kiss off the top of one of those peanut butter hershey kiss cookies, because i didn't feel like eating the cookie

 

[brianmanahan]

i also killed this thread

 

[Charmonium]

Don't worry, I was planning on giving it CPR. Although, now that I think about it, that might be a little like giving yourself a blowjob. Not that I'm morally opposed mind you . . . .

 

[IronWing]

I only care about football at Superbowl time and I only care about the Superbowl when the Packers win. All else is noise, except for Brady's balls, of course. Them balls are just made for trolling.

 

[MongGrel]

I already get in enough trouble without a confessional.

 

[Carson Dyle]

Killed a spider last month. Bad karma.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

i also killed this thread

That's a mercy killing, not a d-bag move.

 

[MrSquished]

I'm just a nice guy lately. Let's not get into 10 years ago.

 

[Avalon]

i stole a hershey kiss off the top of one of those peanut butter hershey kiss cookies, because i didn't feel like eating the cookie

I watched you do it and didn't tell anyone.

 

[Skunk-Works]

I leave the toilet seat up.

 

[Charmonium]

I leave the toilet seat up.

You do realize that's a hangin' offense in some states.

 

[Skunk-Works]

 

[gorcorps]

We're all d-bags from time to time. It's called being human.

That's just something d-bags tell themselves to feel better. You can go through life without being a d-bag, it just takes a little forethought.

 

[Skel]

 

[JulesMaximus]

I don't know if I can put D-bag in the title but that's what this is intended to be - D-bag Confessions.

We're all d-bags from time to time. It's called being human. But when that happens, you need to own it. You need to come here and confess your d-bagedness to your fellow ATOTers and accept your punishment. Trust me, you'll feel so much better.
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My d-bag move today was while driving. I was on a 3 lane highway and I had just gotten over into the left lane when I realized that I needed to be in the right lane to exit. But there were a lot of other cars over there so I had to get in front of a truck who was none to happy about my doing that. Now mind you, I didn't cut him off or anything like that. Had that been the situation I would have bitten the bullet and missed my exit. I'm not THAT much of a d-bag. But I did force him to slow down and I felt bad about that.

I wouldn't say that was a d-bag move but more of a mistake. Don't be so hard on yourself.

I said hard on. Hehe hehe hehe.

 

[Charmonium]

I have lusted in my heart for a Honda Type R which will be coming to N. America this year for the first time EVAAARRRR!!!!

Specs aren't available yet speculation is that it will have possibly 360hp in a hatch configuration.

I've never really loved my current vehicle, Matilda. She's reliable and reasonably fast (0-60 in 6.5), but she's a coupe and not really cut out for hauling crap around suburbia. And while I haven't actually been unfaithful to her, I have yearned for that one true love. A car that really understands me. My needs and desires and exists only to serve them.

But I'm afraid the Type R might be a gold digger. No pricing is available but based on what previous models have sold for in the UK I'm going to guess it's going to hit the streets here at something north of $40k MSRP. And that assumes that you can even look at one w/o having to pay a premium.

So not only do I feel like a faithless cheating bastard, but I also feel like a loser and a fool for paying a pimp to get my next "girl."

 

[Charmonium]

This was a real d-bag move but in my defense it was completely accidental. That said, being a moron doesn't really make you any less of a douche.

I had to relay a question from one acquaintance to another since they don't know each other directly. When I got the response, like and idiot, I just forwarded the response which had our correspondence history attached. D'oh. Of course I realized this immediately after I pressed send.

Fortunately there wasn't anything really personal in there that would have been embarrassing. However I did make a sort of backhanded remark regarding the person making the request. It wasn't a bitchy, sniping sort of comment. More a skeptical comment about the nature of their question. Even so, it could be taken to be bitchy and sniping. And considering the fact that I haven't heard from the person since this happened, I'm assuming that I'm now on his shit list.

 

[skull]

This was a real d-bag move but in my defense it was completely accidental. That said, being a moron doesn't really make you any less of a douche.

I had to relay a question from one acquaintance to another since they don't know each other directly. When I got the response, like and idiot, I just forwarded the response which had our correspondence history attached. D'oh. Of course I realized this immediately after I pressed send.

Fortunately there wasn't anything really personal in there that would have been embarrassing. However I did make a sort of backhanded remark regarding the person making the request. It wasn't a bitchy, sniping sort of comment. More a skeptical comment about the nature of their question. Even so, it could be taken to be bitchy and sniping. And considering the fact that I haven't heard from the person since this happened, I'm assuming that I'm now on his shit list.

Last year when I bought my house. The lender kept taking forever losing paper work and missing deadlines. It got to the point the seller was going to start charging me for everyday delayed from then on. So I forwarded the message to the loan officer. Then replied to my realtor who is also my buddy. I said something like I forwarded it to that beautiful being he better get off his ass and actually work on my loan. Turns out I managed to send it to both my realtor and the loan officer. So what do I do I send another message to the loan officer yeah that just happened I did it on accident but it doesn't even begin to describe how I really fucking feel. Are going to close this goddamn loan or what.