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Confessions of a Slut

Iron Woode

Iron Woode

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I have to confess that when I was younger I was a total slut.

quick background:

I had delayed puberty @ 17. I went from 5'7" to 6'1" in 6 months. I was chunky and shy.

When I turned 20 I lost a lot of weight and decided to enjoy life. Got my license and started hanging out with the gear heads. I grew my hair long and listened to hard rock and heavy metal and lots of partying.

At 21 I lost my virginity. 😱

I was no longer shy and went crazy over the poon. I discovered it was easy to pick up chicks and got laid all the time. Yup, I used them and they used me. By the time I was 30 I banged around 30+ chicks. I'm surprised there aren't any little Iron Woodes running around.

I've matured a lot since then, but if I could, I would do it all over again. 😛

gigiddy gigiddy gigiddy goo.
 
Originally posted by: Locut0s
Originally posted by: Iron Woode

I've matured a lot since then, but if I could, I would do it all over again. 😛

gigiddy gigiddy gigiddy goo.
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This post says otherwise.
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No it doesn't. Separate the bolded section from the rest of it, and treat them as separate entire thoughts. It works.
 
Man, its london, with all the hot Uni chicks we have running around, and the fact you live right near the residences...if you didn't bang a ton of chicks I'd be disapointed in ya 😛
 
Originally posted by: RichardE
Man, its london, with all the hot Uni chicks we have running around, and the fact you live right near the residences...if you didn't bang a ton of chicks I'd be disapointed in ya 😛
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LOL

there's a bunch across the hall from me. I prefer women over 30 now.
 
Originally posted by: RichardE
Man, its london, with all the hot Uni chicks we have running around, and the fact you live right near the residences...if you didn't bang a ton of chicks I'd be disapointed in ya 😛
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It must take quite the manhood to reach through the snowsuit and the thermal garments.
 
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
By the time I was 30 I banged around 30+ chicks. I'm surprised there aren't any little Iron Woodes running around.

I've matured a lot since then, but if I could, I would do it all over again. 😛

gigiddy gigiddy gigiddy goo.
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hardly a slut...that's only about 4 chicks a year since you lost yours.

 
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
By the time I was 30 I banged around 30+ chicks. I'm surprised there aren't any little Iron Woodes running around.

I've matured a lot since then, but if I could, I would do it all over again. 😛

gigiddy gigiddy gigiddy goo.
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hardly a slut...that's only about 4 chicks a year since you lost yours.
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I believe it was higher but I lost count around 30. I hit that when I was 26. I slowed down due to real life getting in the way.
 
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
I have to confess that when I was younger I was a total slut.

quick background:

I had delayed puberty @ 17. I went from 5'7" to 6'1" in 6 months. I was chunky and shy.

When I turned 20 I lost a lot of weight and decided to enjoy life. Got my license and started hanging out with the gear heads. I grew my hair long and listened to hard rock and heavy metal and lots of partying.

At 21 I lost my virginity. 😱

I was no longer shy and went crazy over the poon. I discovered it was easy to pick up chicks and got laid all the time. Yup, I used them and they used me. By the time I was 30 I banged around 30+ chicks. I'm surprised there aren't any little Iron Woodes running around.

I've matured a lot since then, but if I could, I would do it all over again. 😛

gigiddy gigiddy gigiddy goo.
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You and I are quite similar. I'm surprised that someone else was able to figure out how to subdue chicks as quickly and efficiently as I. I'm curious to know, how did you dispose of the remains? I'm partial to sealing them in clear airtight bags and placing them in out of the way storage units.
 
Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
I have to confess that when I was younger I was a total slut.

quick background:

I had delayed puberty @ 17. I went from 5'7" to 6'1" in 6 months. I was chunky and shy.

When I turned 20 I lost a lot of weight and decided to enjoy life. Got my license and started hanging out with the gear heads. I grew my hair long and listened to hard rock and heavy metal and lots of partying.

At 21 I lost my virginity. 😱

I was no longer shy and went crazy over the poon. I discovered it was easy to pick up chicks and got laid all the time. Yup, I used them and they used me. By the time I was 30 I banged around 30+ chicks. I'm surprised there aren't any little Iron Woodes running around.

I've matured a lot since then, but if I could, I would do it all over again. 😛

gigiddy gigiddy gigiddy goo.
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You and I are quite similar. I'm surprised that someone else was able to figure out how to subdue chicks as quickly and efficiently as I. I'm curious to know, how did you dispose of the remains? I'm partial to sealing them in clear airtight bags and placing them in out of the way storage units.
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😕
 
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Originally posted by: TridenTBoy3555
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
here's a pic when I was 25 @ my GF's grad:

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/I.../Ironwoode_and_sue.jpg
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You look taller than 6'1"... if that really is you.
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yes that is really me. And I'm 6'1".
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I guess it is just the picture, but she looks tall.

Anyway, how the hell did you even get laid with that suit on? 😛 Looks like velvet or something.
 
Originally posted by: TridenTBoy3555
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Originally posted by: TridenTBoy3555
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
here's a pic when I was 25 @ my GF's grad:

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/I.../Ironwoode_and_sue.jpg
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You look taller than 6'1"... if that really is you.
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yes that is really me. And I'm 6'1".
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I guess it is just the picture, but she looks tall.

Anyway, how the hell did you even get laid with that suit on? 😛 Looks like velvet or something.
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she is only 5'4".

The suit came off pretty quick when we got back to the hotel.
 
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