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Confession to the old guy in the Sebring convertible

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deftron

Lifer
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I'm in bumper to bumper trying to get through the tunnel today.
It's hot as hell, by the way. Anyways, I'm in the regular lane and there's a
car about 2 feet in front of me. All of a sudden this old guy in a Sebring
convertible flies up on my left out of the HOV-2 lane (he only has 1 person in the
car, himself BTW) and drops the nose of his car about 1 inch from my front fender and bumper . He's actually supposed to yeild to me, so I think fvck him, and try to drive past him. He stays with me for about 6 feet and edges his bumper ahead of me at an angle so I had to stop or I'd hit him. Asshole, I thought. I wanted to get out and punch the guy.
Road rage kinda got to me. Well, what I did wasn't too cool. I flicked my cigarette at him, actually trying to hit him since he was in a conertible. I think he saw me do it,
but was scared or something cause he immediately looked away, and never looked back
at me, even thought I was staring him down, . Well, the cigarettle didn't land in the car, it landed on the back of his trunk ... and stayed there. I swear he had to see it there, cause it remained smoking for like the next 10 minutes till we got into the tunnel and
speed picked up.


Anyways, old guy that most likely has a hole burned throught the paint
on his trunk, sorry bout that.
 
haha..
i hate that trick too... annoys me when people push in.
only asshats do that, because they think everyone else is an asshat and won't let them in. (I let people in when they need in) - I just hate when people push their way in.
 
Haha.

My traffic story of the week. I was driving, and this asshole in this truck starts riding my ass in traffic, weaving back and forth, and I'm going 10 over in the left lane passing everyone in the right lane. When I had the opportunity, to got over and let him pass. Just as he passes, he blew through a red light that I stopped at. Two miles down the road - what do you know, my ass pulls up next to him at a light.

I asked "Do you always drive like a douche?" and have him a thumbs up, and he just started yelling "FVCK YOU!!!!!!!!". I laughed 😛
 
Originally posted by: deftron
Background for AT:

I'm in bumper to bumper trying to get through the tunnel today.
It's hot as hell, by the way. Anyways, I'm in the regular lane and there's a
car about 2 feet in front of me. All of a sudden this old guy in a Sebring
convertible flies up on my left out of the HOV-2 lane (he only has 1 person in the
car, himself BTW) and drops the nose of his car about 1 inch from my front fender and bumper . He's actually supposed to yeild to me, so I think fvck him, and try to drive past him. He stays with me for about 6 feet and edges his bumper ahead of me at an angle so I had to stop or I'd hit him. Asshole, I thought. I wanted to get out and punch the guy.
Road rage kinda got to me. Well, what I did wasn't too cool. I flicked my cigarette at him, actually trying to hit him since he was in a conertible. I think he saw me do it,
but was scared or something cause he immediately looked away, and never looked back
at me, even thought I was staring him down, . Well, the cigarettle didn't land in the car, it landed on the back of his trunk ... and stayed there. I swear he had to see it there, cause it remained smoking for like the next 10 minutes till we got into the tunnel and
speed picked up.


Anyways, old guy that most likely has a hole burned throught the paint
on his trunk, sorry bout that.
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he was a dick, but i hate dicks who flick their still lit butts out the window onto my vehicle. :|

 
Originally posted by: CraigRT
... they think everyone else is an asshat and won't let them in..
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Ha, asshats think everybody is an asshat, so they act accordingly.
 
You should have pulled your pistol and killed the fvcker. Stuff his body in his own trunk, forge a suicide note and threaten the wtinesses that you will kill their whole family if they spill you to the cops.

Then hop back in your car and act cool.

Could have been big time street creds for you, you missed your opportunity. 🙁

EDIT:

Chryslers have really crappy factory paint anyway, so the burn mark will probably be an improvement.
 
Originally posted by: db
Originally posted by: CraigRT
... they think everyone else is an asshat and won't let them in..
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Ha, asshats think everybody is an asshat, so they act accordingly.
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'xactly 😀
it's honestly true though, that's why they are what they are.
 
Originally posted by: rbloedow
Haha.

My traffic story of the week. I was driving, and this asshole in this truck starts riding my ass in traffic, weaving back and forth, and I'm going 10 over in the left lane passing everyone in the right lane. When I had the opportunity, to got over and let him pass. Just as he passes, he blew through a red light that I stopped at. Two miles down the road - what do you know, my ass pulls up next to him at a light.

I asked "Do you always drive like a douche?" and have him a thumbs up, and he just started yelling "FVCK YOU!!!!!!!!". I laughed 😛
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Ha ha. I always ask, "So was it worth it?" 😉
 
He was a d|ck, granted. You were a d!ck for flicking your daymn cigarette ANYWHERE!
It is a $1000 fine in WA for doing that.

I did not yield to an asshat the other day, it felt good🙂
I was crawling along at 20 or so in the right lane, and 2 or three cars decide to wedge in ahead of me merging from an onramp. Not gonna let that happen. I always figured it was cool to give and take turns with the mergers, one by one. I'll be danged if somebody was going to crowd in ahead of me, just because I was driving a dump truck and equipment trailer. I made the Azzhole back off and get in behind me😉
 
I found the beauty of sunroofs when I had this semi riding my tail once. Just open and insert finger through the hole. Trucker got so pissed. hehehe
 
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
I found the beauty of sunroofs when I had this semi riding my tail once. Just open and insert finger through the hole. Trucker got so pissed. hehehe
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Not a very bright idea: messing with a semi-truck driver. ....
 
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