quackagator

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My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get
married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my
girlfriend? She was a dream. There was only one thing bothering me, and that was
my mother-in-law to be.
She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes
flirted with me, quite obviously too, and made me feel uncomfortable.

One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations. So I
went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to
be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she can't overcome. So
before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she wants to make love
to me just once. What could I say?!

I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, I'll go to the bedroom,
and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I watched her delicious behind
as she went up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, and then turned around
and went to the front door. I opened it, and stepped out of the house.

Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and
said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We
couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.

 

NewSc2

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uh... what if you went upstairs... woudl the dad be like


(oh man my future son-in-law is boning my wife right now)


dude that's frikken hilarious
 

nick1985

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Originally posted by: NewSc2
uh... what if you went upstairs... woudl the dad be like


(oh man my future son-in-law is boning my wife right now)


dude that's frikken hilarious

well, she probably wouldnt have had sex with him if it was just a test...
 

NewSc2

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Originally posted by: nick1985
Originally posted by: NewSc2
uh... what if you went upstairs... woudl the dad be like


(oh man my future son-in-law is boning my wife right now)


dude that's frikken hilarious

well, she probably wouldnt have had sex with him if it was just a test...

if he had tried~ :)
 

Muck

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I read this a long time ago. It was actually a "Dear Abby" letter (or at least it claimed to be). The ending was slightly more detailed.