Condoms for Anandtecher's

kami

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Oct 9, 1999
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Wow, I bet sex would be pleasurable with that. Oh wait, it's only about pleasing the woman...I forgot!

No one is numbing my penis, thanks.
 

GermyBoy

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Jun 5, 2001
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That's hilarious. Guys that can't please their women every time should really think about what they're doing wrong...it's really not that hard.
 

GermyBoy

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Originally posted by: kami
Originally posted by: geno
Originally posted by: Carbo Surely this was developed for all the Two Pump Chumps hangin' here.........
riiiight, and who was the one who found this link? :p
ZING!

Yeah, sometimes people make fun of others comments when what they are saying his a little too close to home.

For example: "That chick over there is really sweating my balls."
Translation: "I really want to get pm her, but my penis can't satisfy women due to premature ejaculation, so I need to search for solutions on the web."

By the by, if you want something like that, you should order the Durex 50 pack. Search. It comes with a free t-shirt, free hat, 50 condoms (strawberry, water-based lubricant, lubricated, w and w/o nonoxinal 9, and ribbed, for her pleasure, and a tube of Maintain, a numbing thing).
Throw away all condoms with nonoxinal 9 though. It's not safe, the new one is 15, which is FDA approved.
 

LikeLinus

Lifer
Jul 25, 2001
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You can get the same effect after a few shots of Tequila and a 8-ball. Plus you'll have a lot more fun!!!


j/k
 

Carbo

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Germboy, your defense mechanism seems to have kicked into high gear. I was just having some fun. Apparently, though, I've hit a nerve.
Hey, don't worry about it. You'll eventually outgrow it. If not, there is counseling available. Someday, somewhere, some woman won't care and will love you for your money despite it all.