They could call it the Hard Core Sextium. With two cores for double penetr... er, double the processing power?
Core was such a stupid brand name. It was fine for Core 2 Duos, because, you know, the names matched up and everything. But then, they started introducing Core 2 Quads, and that started throwing everything off because it was no longer enough to say in ads and to people that the machine had a "Core 2 processor". Then they started tacking on "dual-core Pentium", "Pentium dual-core" (I still don't know if they're the same or not), etc. And then with Nehalem it gets even worse. Why does Core i7 have a 7? But that's stupid. Imagine trying to build a CPU with 7 cores natively; you'd get laughed at for building the world's first heptagonal processor. And since they're 4-core CPUs with Hyperthreading, why not Core i8? Isn't the most rational thing for people to assume when they hear "Core i7" to assume it has 7 cores? What about Core i5? How do they define the 'i5' segment? 4 threads? (Why not 5?) But then what about Hyperthreaded i3s? Turbo? Moreover, which models have a greater Turbo boost than others? Or what about the 750 against, say, the 661? 2 real and 2 HT cores, but
plus an onboard GPU, versus 4 real cores and no HT cores, but at the same price? Which wins? Better CPU performance, or an onboard GPU? But don't 2 extra 'cores' mean double the performance? After all, it's at the same clock speed, and that's all that matters in a processor...right? And is that onboard GPU going to be enough for the Bejeweled and the HD video you want to play?
SO MANY CHOICES!!! And next up, what about Core i3? Since we're going with the whole Megahertz Myth thing anyway, by saying computer X has a "2.66GHz processor" and saying computer Y has a "2.6GHz processor", even though computer X is a Core i7 920 that blows the pants off computer Y's Phenom X4 9950, aren't Core i3s faster and cheaper than some Core i5s, because they have a faster clock speed? And what thread count should these have anyway? 3? Or 2? Why do these have the same number of threads as the Core i5s?
*gasp*
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Man, I'm glad I've got that off my chest.