computer slogan help

[mjrand]

I'm trying to come up with a slogan for a computer company that goes above and beyond the normal services offered.

I want something like "We go the extra mile!", but with some tech word play mixed in. Anyone have any ideas?

Just thinking out loud here.
We go the extra byte!
We program the extra mile!
etc..

I know you guys have more creativity for this kind of stuff than I do.

Any help would be appreciated.

 

[Crono]

Those type of expressions are almost always cheesy 🙁

 

[wedi42]

we're virgins!

...pretty much sums it up

 

[mjrand]

I like cheesy. Any suggestions?

 

[MikeMike]

"unlike the other companies, this is not our first time"

 

[IronWing]

Service with a big sweaty hug!

 

[gorcorps]

How about: "We're so good we don't need a stupid fucking slogan!"

 

[GoingUp]

Normally people don't advertise the happy endings with their services.

 

[IronWing]

You're computer's broke and so are we! Give us a call to kill two birds with one stone!

 

[Crono]

Originally posted by: ironwing
You're computer's broke and so are we! Give us a call to kill two birds with one stone!

Lol, I like that. That's classy cheese right there.

 

[mjrand]

Come on guys! Any serious replies?

 

[Red Squirrel]

Bring yer broke PC to us and we'll Git R Done!

 

[thescreensavers]

You got pops-up on your face, you big disgrace..Kicking your computer all over the place..we will we will fix it! FIX IT! We will we will Fix it! FIX it. Or your money back.

lawl

 

[Q]

We fix broke computers so you don't hafta.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

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[Crono]

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
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[Barfo]

Originally posted by: mjrand
a computer company that goes above and beyond the normal services offered.

We don't exist.

 

[gophins72]

"Unlike those other floppy flabbies, we drive harder!"

 

[I Saw OJ]

"We couldnt think of a slogan"

 

[Krazy4Real]

"We do your computer so you don't have to!"

 

[joesmoke]

"well go the extra byte to take your whole driver"

 

[Kirby]

My friend had a slogan, "We get it workin' after you stop jerkin'."

 

[Jeff7]

"We won't tell your wife about your porn stash."