- Apr 2, 2001
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Taken from this thread, and reworked a bit! 
Three guys die and go to hell.
Bob, Bill, and Ted (a ATOT'er, incessant NEF and LOTR fan)
The devil is showing them around, and they come up to a closed door.
Opening the door the devil shows BOB a really ugly woman behind it.
"BOB, you have led a very wicked life. For software piracy and other crimes against nature you will spend eternity behind this door!"
BOB, screaming, is tossed in.
Continuing along, they come to another door. Opening it reveals the UGLIEST woman imaginable, 7 feet tall covered with sparse matted hair, weeping sores, etc..
"Bill, you have led a VERY evil and wicked life. For MP3 theft and other crimes too numerous and ghastly to name, you will spend eternity behind this door!"
"Bill, screaming, is tossed in!"
Further along they come to another door.
Opening the door reveals Baffled2.
Ted thinks ALL RIGHT I'm getting LUCKY, this isn't so bad!!!
The devil continues.
"Baffled 2, you have led a VERY wicked life........."

Three guys die and go to hell.
Bob, Bill, and Ted (a ATOT'er, incessant NEF and LOTR fan)
The devil is showing them around, and they come up to a closed door.
Opening the door the devil shows BOB a really ugly woman behind it.
"BOB, you have led a very wicked life. For software piracy and other crimes against nature you will spend eternity behind this door!"
BOB, screaming, is tossed in.
Continuing along, they come to another door. Opening it reveals the UGLIEST woman imaginable, 7 feet tall covered with sparse matted hair, weeping sores, etc..
"Bill, you have led a VERY evil and wicked life. For MP3 theft and other crimes too numerous and ghastly to name, you will spend eternity behind this door!"
"Bill, screaming, is tossed in!"
Further along they come to another door.
Opening the door reveals Baffled2.
Ted thinks ALL RIGHT I'm getting LUCKY, this isn't so bad!!!
The devil continues.
"Baffled 2, you have led a VERY wicked life........."