Compressed air to clean eye

[Herr Kutz]

So I woke up yesterday evening from my daily nap, and it seems I got something in my eye during my snooze. I'm not quite sure how since I'm fairly certain I sleep with my eyes closed. Although, I was having an extremely vivid and amazing dream (it's x-rated so I won't go on about it) so I could have been doing anything.

Anywho, I tried flushing my eye with water but to no avail. It still feels like my eye has been given 20 lashes. I'm thinking about acquiring a can of compressed air to spray out whatever the heck is in my eye. Has anyone tried this with positive results?

 

[dighn]

this sounds like a bad idea to me.

 

[highland145]

That should work out fine. Post a video, please.

Needs a poll.

 

[KLin]

Please be sure to turn the can upside down before spraying into your eye.

 

[vshah]

have you tried looking in a mirror?

 

[spidey07]

Sounds like you scratched your cornea. You should go to an eye doctor immediately.

And don't dare try what you're suggesting, just...no.

 

[highland145]

Please be sure to turn the can upside down before spraying into your eye.

This too.

 

[zinfamous]

yeah, that sounds like a bad idea.

It is done, I think--in a controlled situation. Never do it yourself. The pressure will likely be way too high.


wait a tic...I think the OP is suggesting that he managed to splooge in his own eye.

:hmm:

 

[KLin]

Sounds like you scratched your cornea. You should go to an eye doctor immediately.

And don't dare try what you're suggesting, just...no.

Don't listen to spidey07. He's just a highly paid networking guru. He has no experience with fixing problems of the human eye.

I, on the other hand, stayed at a holiday inn express last night...

 

[LTC8K6]

Doesn't sound like something is in your eye, it sounds like your eye is irritated like by a scratch or inflammation.

Have you thought about asking an opthalmologist?

 

[KGB]

Don't listen to spidey07. He's just a highly paid networking guru. He has no experience with fixing problems of the human eye.

I, on the other hand, stayed at a holiday inn express last night...

If, by chance the compressed air doesn't get relief I would move right on to the next step: use a blow torch.

 

[BudAshes]

Try buffing your eye with some steal wool.

 

[Clinkster]

What could possibly go wrong?

 

[Herr Kutz]

If, by chance the compressed air doesn't get relief I would move right on to the next step: use a blow torch.

Hmm, I don't think a blow torch would help, but you did give me an idea.

Maybe I could use a blower set on turtle speed and up it to rabbit speed if turtle is insufficient. I do have access to such a device so no extra cost would be incurred.

 

[KLin]

If, by chance the compressed air doesn't get relief I would move right on to the next step: use a blow torch.

That was going to be my next suggestion. :twisted:

 

[spidey07]

Don't listen to spidey07. He's just a highly paid networking guru. He has no experience with fixing problems of the human eye.

I, on the other hand, stayed at a holiday inn express last night...

meh, I scratched my cornea a while back and it sounds the same - painful and doesn't go away. OP's eye is telling him something, he should listen.

 

[highland145]

meh, I scratched my cornea a while back and it sounds the same - painful and doesn't go away. OP's eye is telling him something, he should listen.

 

[KGB]

Hmm, I don't think a blow torch would help, but you did give me an idea.

Maybe I could use a blower set on turtle speed and up it to rabbit speed if turtle is insufficient. I do have access to such a device so no extra cost would be incurred.

Leaf blower? :fap:

 

[rasczak]

That should work out fine. Post a video, please.

Needs a poll.

This. And make sure you get photos of the frost that forms over your eyeball.

Dude, what the fuck?! lmao!

 

[IronWing]

I'm thinking that squirting WD40 into your eye would be safer than using compressed air.

 

[JulesMaximus]

That is a really bad idea.

 

[Krazy4Real]

That is a really good idea.

 

[spidey07]

That is a really good idea.

This is terrible, this idea.

 

[Schfifty Five]

Make sure to hold the air can upside down. That way you get the best pressure coming out to blowout whatever is in your eye.

 

[Baked]

... you guys are horrible. I'm telling...