Complaint Generator

[Falloutboy]

Hope this isn't a repost

http://www.pakin.org/complaint/

and in responce to anyone who yells at me for reposting:

I have two orders of business regarding Mr. ATOT Repost Informer. One of my objectives is to arraign Mr. Repost Informer at the tribunal of public opinion. The question that's on everyone's mind these days is, "Where is his integrity?" There is widespread agreement in asking that question, but there is great disagreement in answering it. You might say, "His subordinates assume that because they look a certain way or come from a certain background, they have an inalienable right to make conditions far worse than could ever have been the case without his brown-nosing efforts." Fine, I agree. But he hides behind the carefully managed prevarication that it's inappropriate to teach children right from wrong, so to speak. Mr. Repost Informer claims that the federal government should take more and more of our hard-earned money and more and more of our hard-won rights. Well, I beg to differ. His goombahs often reverse the normal process of interpretation. That is, they value the unsaid over the said, the obscure over the clear.

If I had to choose the most unsavory specimen from Mr. Repost Informer's welter of warped gabble, it would have to be Mr. Repost Informer's claim that he is merely trying to make this world a better place in which to live. Mr. Repost Informer wants all of us to believe that it's perfectly safe to drink and drive. That's why he sponsors brainwashing in the schools, brainwashing by the government, brainwashing statements made to us by politicians, entertainers, and sports stars, and brainwashing by the big advertisers and the news media.

While there are many muzzy-headed nutcases, Mr. Repost Informer is the most grumpy of the lot. Why does cameralism exist? What causes it? And has Mr. Repost Informer ever considered what would happen if a small fraction of his time spent trying to break up society's solidarity and cohesiveness was instead spent on something productive? To understand the answers to those questions, you first have to realize that I am astonished by how little integrity and good judgment he possesses. I've said that before and I've said it often, but perhaps I haven't been concrete enough or specific enough, so now I'll try to remedy those shortcomings. I'll try to be a lot more specific and concrete when I explain that he has been doing "in-depth research" (whatever he thinks that means) to prove that children should get into cars with strangers who wave lots of yummy candy at them. I should mention that I've been doing some research of my own. So far, I've "discovered" that a lot of people may end up getting hurt before the final spasm of Mr. Repost Informer's rage is played out. Well, that's a bit too general of a statement to have much meaning, I'm afraid. So let me instead explain my point as follows: I'm not a psychiatrist. Sometimes, though, I wish I were, so that I could better understand what makes people like Mr. Repost Informer want to champion censorship in the name of free speech, intolerance in the name of tolerance, and oppression in the name of freedom. In such a brief letter as this, I certainly cannot refute all the undertakings of resentful freeloaders, but perhaps I can brush away some of their most deliberate and flagrant campaigns. Let us now create a world in which gnosticism, solecism, and incendiarism are all but forgotten, because in that is our only hope for the future.

 

[jds2006]

TLTR

 

[Injury]

Too bad it doesn't have an automatic cliffs generator. Then you'd be gold. But now you're just kinda fools gold because it's 1am and the attention spans are lacking.

 

[Falloutboy]

no you wren't supposed to read it...you go to the site and generate one on something you want to complain about.

 

[Scarpozzi]

It had to be done...

I wanted to respond to Falloutboy earlier, but I was so busy, I simply did not have the time. Nevertheless, what I need to say is so important, I knew I simply had to allocate a few minutes to write a brief letter on the subject. Before I launch into my rant, permit me the prelude caveat that I'm not a psychiatrist. Sometimes, though, I wish I were, so that I could better understand what makes people like Falloutboy want to trample into the mud all that is fine and noble and beautiful. If he wants to complain, he should have an argument. He shouldn't just throw out the word "thymolsulphonephthalein", for example, and expect us to be scared.

A trip to your local library would reveal that when Falloutboy was first found trying to abet a resurgence of sanctimonious, abominable vigilantism, I was scared. I was scared not only for my personal safety; I was scared for the people I love. And now that Falloutboy is planning to pollute the great canon of English literature with references to his unprincipled, brown-nosing anecdotes, I'm undeniably downright terrified. I want to hold him responsible for the hatred he so furtively expresses. But first, let me pose an abstract question. Does he realize he's more tyrannical than most pathological drug lords? As you ponder the answer to that question, consider that given the amount of misinformation that he is circulating, I must point out that if I were a complete sap, I'd believe his line that his tricks epitomize wholesome family entertainment. Unfortunately for him, I realize that if you look back over some of my older letters, you'll see that I predicted that Falloutboy would enact new laws forcing anyone who's not one of his forces to live in an environment that can, at best, be described as contemptuously tolerant. And, as I predicted, he did. But you know, that was not a difficult prediction to make. Anyone who has bothered to learn even a little about Falloutboy could have made the same prediction. If you've read any of the logorrheic slop that Falloutboy has concocted, you'll indisputably recall Falloutboy's description of his plan to supply the chains that bind the individual to notions of self-loathing and unworthiness. If you haven't read any of it, well, all you really need to know is that Falloutboy spouts the same bile in everything he writes, making only slight modifications to suit the issue at hand. The issue he's excited about this week is sadism, which says to me that I have a problem with his use of the phrase, "We all know that...". With this phrase, Falloutboy doesn't need to prove his claim that there's no difference between normal people like you and me and moonstruck converts to communism; he merely accepts it as fact. To put it another way, anyone who thinks that his "compromises" won't be used for political retribution has never been hauled before a tribunal and accused of unilateralism. What's my problem, then? Allow me to present it in the form of a question: Why doesn't he try doing something constructive for once in his life? There aren't enough hours in the day to fully answer that question, but consider this: There is a format Falloutboy should follow for his next literary endeavor. It involves a topic sentence and supporting facts. Falloutboy does not want to trick our children into adopting unconventional, disapproved-of opinions and ways of life because he is soporific, cold-blooded, virulent, and clueless (though, granted, Falloutboy is all of the aforementioned), but rather because the first response to this from Falloutboy's lieutenants is perhaps that Falloutboy is a bearer and agent of the Creator's purpose. Wrong. Just glance at the facts: Falloutboy's recommendations are based on hate. Hate, nepotism, and an intolerance of another viewpoint, another way of life.

I have a dream, a mission, a set path that I would like to travel down. Specifically, my goal is to convince pretentious witlings to stop supporting Falloutboy and tolerating his disquisitions. Of course, some of his apparatchiks once admitted -- after considerable tergiversation -- that yes, Falloutboy had secretly plotted to cast the world into nuclear holocaust. But there is a further-reaching implication: We can all have daydreams about Happy Fuzzy Purple Bunny Land, where everyone is caring, loving, and nice. Not only will those daydreams not come true, but I myself indeed feel that Falloutboy has insulted everyone with even the slightest moral commitment. He obviously has none, or he wouldn't organize a whispering campaign against me. I have long been under the impression that the problem with Falloutboy is not that he's irritating. It's that he wants to silence critical debate and squelch creative brainstorming. Make no mistake about it, his remarks are destructive. They're morally destructive, socially destructive -- even intellectually destructive. And, as if that weren't enough, I have one itsy-bitsy problem with his histrionics. Videlicet, they retard the free and natural economic development of various countries' indigenous population. And that's saying nothing about how he certainly believes that advertising is the most veridical form of human communication. What kind of Humpty-Dumpty world is he living in? People often ask me that question. It's a difficult question to answer, however, because the querist generally wants a simple, concise answer. He doesn't want to hear a long, drawn-out explanation about how two wrongs don't make a right -- and Falloutboy knows it. Falloutboy has convinced a lot of people that all any child needs is a big dose of television every day. One must pause in admiration at this triumph of media manipulation. I'd like to finish with a quote from a private e-mail message sent to me by a close friend of mine: "An increasing number of people abhor Falloutboy's gormless teachings and are looking for alternatives, like the truth".