Comebacks

[biggestmuff]

I see I'm way too late for the jerk store comment.

 

[her209]

The best comeback is to compliment them. It knocks them off balance because they're not expecting it.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: LtPage1

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
My problem is that I am too quick with a comeback and I sometimes blurt something out when I should have held my tounge.

That's what she said.

Ya, your mom is a chatty one.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: her209
The best comeback is to compliment them. It knocks them off balance because they're not expecting it.

"That was a very intelligent thing to say.



For a special needs child."



You mean like that?

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: Flipped Gazelle

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: DrawninwarD

Originally posted by: Hacp

Originally posted by: nixium
OK, not quite suck. I usually think of something good to return with. Trouble is, it's a minute too late and I feel like banging my head against the wall.

Anyone else have this problem? Is it even possible to improve your comeback speed?

I'm pretty bad at comebacks too, but I have a friend whos good at them. The trick, he tells me, is to practice your ass off. Come up with ~100 comebacks and keep practicing in from of a mirror. That way, whenever you see an opportunity, its almost automatic.

Wow, what a brilliant goal in life. Standing in front of a mirror practicing comebacks.

Well, my goal is to stand in front of a mirror practicing doing your MOM!!!


heh- I guess it is universal

Is that why you keep a dildo up your butt?

OK, first the comeback has to make sense....

 

[3chordcharlie]

Originally posted by: nixium
OK, not quite suck. I usually think of something good to return with. Trouble is, it's a minute too late and I feel like banging my head against the wall.

Anyone else have this problem? Is it even possible to improve your comeback speed?

Im pretty sure that's also a 'that's what she said'.

 

[Baked]

Your mother's a whore!

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Originally posted by: her209
The best comeback is to compliment them. It knocks them off balance because they're not expecting it.

I just twist the insult into a compliment and say, "Thanks." sometimes.

Or just yell out something totally inane, like "Shut up, you pussy eater!"

 

[Flipped Gazelle]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: Flipped Gazelle

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: DrawninwarD

Originally posted by: Hacp

Originally posted by: nixium
OK, not quite suck. I usually think of something good to return with. Trouble is, it's a minute too late and I feel like banging my head against the wall.

Anyone else have this problem? Is it even possible to improve your comeback speed?

I'm pretty bad at comebacks too, but I have a friend whos good at them. The trick, he tells me, is to practice your ass off. Come up with ~100 comebacks and keep practicing in from of a mirror. That way, whenever you see an opportunity, its almost automatic.

Wow, what a brilliant goal in life. Standing in front of a mirror practicing comebacks.

Well, my goal is to stand in front of a mirror practicing doing your MOM!!!


heh- I guess it is universal

Is that why you keep a dildo up your butt?

OK, first the comeback has to make sense....

Oh.