come on now your not even trying

[HammerCurl]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
I was in a minimart next to my office to get caffeine boost sugar free redbull.

Young girl in front of me.....21-24 years old. 5'4" +/- easily 170-200 lbs. Huge gut. portly. stomach hanging down over waste of pants.

She buys not 1 but 2 hostest blueberry muffin loafs.

http://www.dietfacts.com/html/...-snack-cakes-12115.htm

440 cals each.

What does she buy to wash it down with.....WHOLE MILK.

Seriously she isn't even trying. She could have easily only gotten one loaf or maybe even a diet soda or ....gasp...water. But 2 loafs? why 2???? Why couldn't she settle for a nutrigrain bar....she must not care at all.

and you care, why, exactly? :roll:
if people spent as much time on work and things that matter as they do on worrying about what other people do, we might have a cure for cancer and aids and there might be peace in the middle east.

This is crazy talk! Crazy talk!

 

[Chryso]

And now you are kicking yourself for not getting her number, am I right?

 

[dainthomas]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
I was in a minimart next to my office to get caffeine boost sugar free redbull.

Young girl in front of me.....21-24 years old. 5'4" +/- easily 170-200 lbs. Huge gut. portly. stomach hanging down over waste of pants.

She buys not 1 but 2 hostest blueberry muffin loafs.

http://www.dietfacts.com/html/...-snack-cakes-12115.htm

440 cals each.

What does she buy to wash it down with.....WHOLE MILK.

Seriously she isn't even trying. She could have easily only gotten one loaf or maybe even a diet soda or ....gasp...water. But 2 loafs? why 2???? Why couldn't she settle for a nutrigrain bar....she must not care at all.

She's probably a recovering anorexic, and has to force herself to eat like that. How can you be so insensitive?

 

[HammerCurl]

I wonder if anyone has called her a fatback...

 

[cthulhu]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
it is sad to see that. it's also sad to see people like that in tight clothes which accentuate their rolls or actually allow them to spill out, aka muffintops.

I don't think I've heard that before. That's great.

Originally posted by: InflatableBuddha
Hehe, actually, bean burritos and raw broccoli have a high snack-to-gas ratio. Blueberry muffin loaves, OTOH, merely have a high snack-to-ass ratio.

:laugh:

 

[torpid]

How do you know she was going to eat them herself? Maybe next time you'll mind your own business instead of judging people based on limited information. Perhaps in your newfound free time you could study the difference between "your" and "you're".

 

[oznerol]

Originally posted by: torpid
How do you know she was going to eat them herself? Maybe next time you'll mind your own business instead of judging people based on limited information. Perhaps in your newfound free time you could study the difference between "your" and "you're".

:beer:

 

[Juno]

she doesn't know how to read.

 

[Xstatic1]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
it is sad to see that. it's also sad to see people like that in tight clothes which accentuate their rolls or actually allow them to spill out, aka muffintops.

what gets me laughing is seeing older fat guys at the beach without a shirt on (*gag*)...or obese women who wear half-shirts or sports bras (*about to hurl*) or anyone who wears spandex shorts when they clearly shouldn't be.

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: InflatableBuddha

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: Kadarin
She probably calls herself a "BBW", and lives in a state of permanent denial.

BBW??

"Big Beautiful Women". i.e. attractive face, but overweight/obese.

You might think to yourself "if she lost 100 lbs, I would find her quite pretty".

You know whats really sad?
When I see a girl who could be super cute but she clearly has no interest in taking care of her body.
Its like: "GODDAMN IT BITCH! You could be getting all the dick you want if you'd just lose a hundred pounds!"

 

[mooglemania85]

Originally posted by: shortylickens

Originally posted by: InflatableBuddha

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: Kadarin
She probably calls herself a "BBW", and lives in a state of permanent denial.

BBW??

"Big Beautiful Women". i.e. attractive face, but overweight/obese.

You might think to yourself "if she lost 100 lbs, I would find her quite pretty".

You know whats really sad?
When I see a girl who could be super cute but she clearly has no interest in taking care of her body.
Its like: "GODDAMN IT BITCH! You could be getting all the dick you want if you'd just lose a hundred pounds!"

No, really, tell us how you really feel.

 

[shortylickens]

Actually I'm short and hairy so I should probably be grateful for all the less-than-perfect girls running around that might actually give me some snuggle time.

 

[biggestmuff]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
I was in a minimart next to my office to get caffeine boost sugar free redbull.

Young girl in front of me.....21-24 years old. 5'4" +/- easily 170-200 lbs. Huge gut. portly. stomach hanging down over waste of pants.

She buys not 1 but 2 hostest blueberry muffin loafs.

http://www.dietfacts.com/html/...-snack-cakes-12115.htm

440 cals each.

What does she buy to wash it down with.....WHOLE MILK.

Seriously she isn't even trying. She could have easily only gotten one loaf or maybe even a diet soda or ....gasp...water. But 2 loafs? why 2???? Why couldn't she settle for a nutrigrain bar....she must not care at all.

and you care, why, exactly? :roll:
if people spent as much time on work and things that matter as they do on worrying about what other people do, we might have a cure for cancer and aids and there might be peace in the middle east.

...said the guy with over TWENTY THOUSAND POSTS!! :roll:

 

[Rogodin2]

Any lifer of this forum is expunged from any judgemental postings. I've been saying this for years.

I wish she would have farted in your smug face and made you wait as she went back to the dairy isle to purchase some buttermilk.

You're a tool lad.

Rogo

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Rogodin2
Any lifer of this forum is expunged from any judgemental postings. I've been saying this for years.

I wish she would have farted in your smug face and made you wait as she went back to the dairy isle to purchase some buttermilk.

You're a tool lad.

Rogo

If he's a tool then you're the whole tool shed.

 

[Jschmuck2]

Originally posted by: InflatableBuddha

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: mugs
Why didn't you ask her?

Excuse me miss do you realize you being totally obese is directly related to you having 1100 calorie snacks every time you need to put gas in your car? You spent 10 dollars on gas and 4 dollars on snacks. If you keep up that 40% snack to gas ratio you will find yourself immobile within 10 years. On the plus side eventually you won't need to buy gas again because you won't fit into any cars.

Hehe, actually, bean burritos and raw broccoli have a high snack-to-gas ratio. Blueberry muffin loaves, OTOH, merely have a high snack-to-ass ratio.

Well met.

 

[isasir]

Originally posted by: biggestmuff

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
I was in a minimart next to my office to get caffeine boost sugar free redbull.

Young girl in front of me.....21-24 years old. 5'4" +/- easily 170-200 lbs. Huge gut. portly. stomach hanging down over waste of pants.

She buys not 1 but 2 hostest blueberry muffin loafs.

http://www.dietfacts.com/html/...-snack-cakes-12115.htm

440 cals each.

What does she buy to wash it down with.....WHOLE MILK.

Seriously she isn't even trying. She could have easily only gotten one loaf or maybe even a diet soda or ....gasp...water. But 2 loafs? why 2???? Why couldn't she settle for a nutrigrain bar....she must not care at all.

and you care, why, exactly? :roll:
if people spent as much time on work and things that matter as they do on worrying about what other people do, we might have a cure for cancer and aids and there might be peace in the middle east.

...said the guy with over TWENTY THOUSAND POSTS!! :roll:

LOL. pontifex could've cured cancer by now if he wouldn't post so much on ATOT!

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Originally posted by: TheFamilyMan
Did you proof-read your post before hitting the "Reply to Topic" button?

no i never do.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Originally posted by: torpid
How do you know she was going to eat them herself? Maybe next time you'll mind your own business instead of judging people based on limited information. Perhaps in your newfound free time you could study the difference between "your" and "you're".

Because She had no one else in the car and I saw her break one open while pumping gas. There are plenty of open English teacher positions if you are so set on being an authority on proper writing.

 

[TheFamilyMan]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: torpid
How do you know she was going to eat them herself? Maybe next time you'll mind your own business instead of judging people based on limited information. Perhaps in your newfound free time you could study the difference between "your" and "you're".

Because She had no one else in the car and I saw her break one open while pumping gas. There are plenty of open English teacher positions if you are so set on being an authority on proper writing.

You should really quit bashing this girl for her having shortcomings regarding her diet when you have definite shortcomings with basic 5th grade English.

Funny read though and I have seen the same thing many times...king-sized candy bar and diet soda. I just giggle a bit at the irony.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: LoKe
Sugar free Redbull? Afraid it's gonna keep you up all night?

i dont like regular soda. I avoid it whenever possible. too sweet for me.

So you buy Redbull to replace soda?

Dear God.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: moshquerade
it is sad to see that. it's also sad to see people like that in tight clothes which accentuate their rolls or actually allow them to spill out, aka muffintops.

yeah her top was definitely snuggly fitting. definitely a muffin top! lol i like that terminology

muffin tops

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: TheFamilyMan

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: torpid
How do you know she was going to eat them herself? Maybe next time you'll mind your own business instead of judging people based on limited information. Perhaps in your newfound free time you could study the difference between "your" and "you're".

Because She had no one else in the car and I saw her break one open while pumping gas. There are plenty of open English teacher positions if you are so set on being an authority on proper writing.

You should really quit bashing this girl for her having shortcomings regarding her diet when you have definite shortcomings with basic 5th grade English.

Funny read though and I have seen the same thing many times...king-sized candy bar and diet soda. I just giggle a bit at the irony.

kinda like your shortcomings regarding basic 5th grade biology?

sorry...couldn't resist

 

[meltdown75]

You saw a fat chick in the convenience store.

You might get fat if I give you too many of these:

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Originally posted by: TheFamilyMan

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: torpid
How do you know she was going to eat them herself? Maybe next time you'll mind your own business instead of judging people based on limited information. Perhaps in your newfound free time you could study the difference between "your" and "you're".

Because She had no one else in the car and I saw her break one open while pumping gas. There are plenty of open English teacher positions if you are so set on being an authority on proper writing.

You should really quit bashing this girl for her having shortcomings regarding her diet when you have definite shortcomings with basic 5th grade English.

Funny read though and I have seen the same thing many times...king-sized candy bar and diet soda. I just giggle a bit at the irony.

I was never bashing her. I felt bad and disgusted at the same time.