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Come my dear children, confess your sins.

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Originally posted by: Ryan
I threw my cat on top my my parents hot grill cover when I was a kid, for fun.
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Go bow to the alter of Elisha Cuthbert and say five Hail Elishas. 😀
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I was bowing at the altar of Ryan Renolds 🙁 Damn.......
 
Originally posted by: Ryan
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Originally posted by: Ryan
I threw my cat on top my my parents hot grill cover when I was a kid, for fun.
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Go bow to the alter of Elisha Cuthbert and say five Hail Elishas. 😀
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I was bowing at the altar of Ryan Renolds 🙁 Damn.......
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Pennance is not to be pleasant, my son. I would tell you to see me in my office, but you would like that too much.
 
Originally posted by: Wooglin
I forgot to urinate before I got into the shower this morning at my GF's house, so I um... yeah.
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My son, you must make reparations by confessing thine sin to thy GF. After which you must say 300 Hail Mary's.
 
Originally posted by: Aimster
I cheated on my girlfriend.

All of them...
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What's wrong with this, did you actually *TELL* her that you were not having sex with other women? If not, I see no problem. If so, 10 Hail Mary's for bearing false witness.
 
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Originally posted by: Vegitto
I'm a Satanist..
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We all have to find our own way my son. Be true to thy religion and I'll be true to mine.

DIAF
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Thanks for that first bit. For the last bit, I know who'll take care of that :laugh:.

 
I forced my wife to give me a kidney.. so I could have 3. Found a doctor in Mexico that said he would do it, but I had to give his wife's lover the herp before he agreed. Does that make me a bad person ?

 
Originally posted by: epsilon
I forced my wife to give me a kidney.. so I could have 3. Found a doctor in Mexico that said he would do it, but I had to give his wife's lover the herp before he agreed. Does that make me a bad person ?
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wtf :laugh:
 
Originally posted by: epsilon
I forced my wife to give me a kidney.. so I could have 3. Found a doctor in Mexico that said he would do it, but I had to give his wife's lover the herp before he agreed. Does that make me a bad person ?
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Jesus said that Women are to be subject to Men. You did nothing wrong.

/ducks
 
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