The problem with cybersex is that I'm really fussy about spelling - the men would get so tired of having to run it through the spellchecker first...sigh.
It'd be so distracting - "oooh, oooh, hey wait a minute! You spelled "@#$#@%$@#" wrong! Retype that please!" Kinda like having cybersex with your really mean third grade teacher.

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