Originally posted by: HotChic
Ban burning!  She's a witch, burn 'er, burn 'er!
		
		
	 
Sir Bedevere: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch. 
Peasant 1: Are there? Oh well, tell us! 
Sir Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches? 
Peasant 1: Burn them! 
Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn, apart from witches? 
Peasant 1: More witches! 
Peasant 2: Wood! 
Sir Bedevere: Correct. Now, why do witches burn? 
Peasant 3: ...because they're made of... wood? 
Sir Bedevere: Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood? 
Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her! 
Sir Bedevere: But don't we also build bridges out of stone? 
Peasant 1: Oh yeah. 
Sir Bedevere: Now, does wood float in water? 
Peasant 1: No, no... Throw her into the pond! 
Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water? 
Peasant 1: Bread! 
Peasant 2: Apples! 
Peasant 3: Very small rocks! 
Peasant 2: Cherries! Great lumpy gravy! 
Peasant 3: Crutches! 
King Arthur: A Duck! 
Sir Bedevere: Exactly!