Colonoscopy????

[rahvin]

Originally posted by: freebee

Originally posted by: halik
why the hell do you have to get that done? thats something you do at ~50

Yeah, usually its men in their 50s. I'm only in my early 20s. Cramping, bloating, etc....gone on for 10 years. Plus I want to max out my health insurance before I change jobs. Also, my doc doesn't want to do no invasive procedures (virtual colonoscopy, etc.) since they are not as effective. No barium stuff yet (which I hear is even worse).

I was hoping to preserve my anal virginity....but oh well, what can ya do.

It's better than being misserable all the time. I had some medical problems and after a month of suffering I didn't care what they did to me after that month as long as they were trying to make me better. I had a cerebral angiogram which involved having my inner thigh shaved and the artery cut open. Not on your level but I understand where you are at when you just get tired of suffering.

 

[Heisenberg]

Originally posted by: freebee

Originally posted by: virtueixi
If you want to wierd the doctor out, keep saying "yeah...oh yeah thats the spot".

while we are on that subject, is it possible to get an erection while sedated?....I think that would be the most embarassing thing ever.

I don't think so. The anesthesia should suppress everything but autonomic functions.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: freebee

Originally posted by: virtueixi
If you want to wierd the doctor out, keep saying "yeah...oh yeah thats the spot".

while we are on that subject, is it possible to get an erection while sedated?....I think that would be the most embarassing thing ever.

Do you often get erections when you have things up your butt?

 

[classy]

Originally posted by: buck
Had to get this done last year, funny part was, i woke up for a sec while it was way the hell up my intestine, not very compfortable. I passed right back out.
After the procedure, the nurse told my chick that i was muttering stuff about counterstrike, 😱.

LOL 🙂

 

[azazyel]

Originally posted by: classy

Originally posted by: buck
Had to get this done last year, funny part was, i woke up for a sec while it was way the hell up my intestine, not very compfortable. I passed right back out.
After the procedure, the nurse told my chick that i was muttering stuff about counterstrike, 😱.

LOL 🙂

That is the funniest thing I have read here all week.

Thanks.

 

[Pliablemoose]

Originally posted by: buck
Had to get this done last year, funny part was, i woke up for a sec while it was way the hell up my intestine, not very compfortable. I passed right back out.
After the procedure, the nurse told my chick that i was muttering stuff about counterstrike, 😱.

That's funny as hell😀

 

[z0mb13]

how old are u?

 

[Slickone]

BTW, they will give you a photo taken up there if you ask (sometimes even if you dont).

 

[gutharius]

Originally posted by: Slickone
BTW, they will give you a photo taken up there if you ask (sometimes even if you dont).

Spoken by a man who's name says he knows all about it... :laugh:

 

[Curly01]

There is a good chance they will give you versed (sp?). You won't remember much after that. Good luck and hope everything comes out OK.

 

[zimu]

dude they'll see more than your cornhole. whe you shift around and stuff the gown is bound to uncover certain gems.

i woke up during mine too a few years back, remember seeing the light in my tummy and the screen over my head. i passed out when he took a sample cause i actually saw it and felt it, and it hurt like crap.

lol dont worry, its not a bad procedure 😉

 

[Whitecloak]

mmmm...proctology

 

[DaFinn]

compulsory in threads like this:

:camera:

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: freebee

Originally posted by: halik
why the hell do you have to get that done? thats something you do at ~50

Yeah, usually its men in their 50s. I'm only in my early 20s. Cramping, bloating, etc....gone on for 10 years. Plus I want to max out my health insurance before I change jobs. Also, my doc doesn't want to do no invasive procedures (virtual colonoscopy, etc.) since they are not as effective. No barium stuff yet (which I hear is even worse).

I was hoping to preserve my anal virginity....but oh well, what can ya do.

Stop eating any wheat and dairy products. Seriously give it a try, and see if the cramping/bloating goes away.

 

[Pliablemoose]

Not to take the thread off topic, but...

A couple years ago, a group of theive figured out that colonoscopes were pretty expensive, started showing up in uniforms after hours, were being let into GI labs by security to "fix" the scopes back @ the shop, they managed to steal several in the DFW area.

 

[Gooberlx2]

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Not to take the thread off topic, but...

A couple years ago, a group of theive figured out that colonoscopes were pretty expensive, started showing up in uniforms after hours, were being let into GI labs by security to "fix" the scopes back @ the shop, they managed to steal several in the DFW area.

...before they realised that there's not exactly much of an underground market for inner-butt cameras?

 

[Ogg]

Originally posted by: Gooberlx2

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Not to take the thread off topic, but...

A couple years ago, a group of theive figured out that colonoscopes were pretty expensive, started showing up in uniforms after hours, were being let into GI labs by security to "fix" the scopes back @ the shop, they managed to steal several in the DFW area.

...before they realised that there's not exactly much of an underground market for inner-butt cameras?

lol

 

[BespinReactorShaft]

Originally posted by: freebee

Originally posted by: virtueixi
If you want to wierd the doctor out, keep saying "yeah...oh yeah thats the spot".

while we are on that subject, is it possible to get an erection while sedated?....I think that would be the most embarassing thing ever.

I read somewhere that even those paralysed from neck down are still able to have a boner. Dunno if it can be compared to this situation though.

 

[ATLien247]

You think that's bad?!

Try having to get an ultrasound on your nutsack by a really cute lab tech.

Some may be thinking: What's wrong with having a cute chick messing with your balls?

Well, I'll just say three words... cold instruments... shrinkage...

I think you get the idea! 😱

 

[gotsmack]

Originally posted by: ATLien247
You think that's bad?!

Try having to get an ultrasound on your nutsack by a really cute lab tech.

Some may be thinking: What's wrong with having a cute chick messing with your balls?

Well, I'll just say three words... cold instruments... shrinkage...

I think you get the idea! 😱

but wouldn't that be instantly countered by having a cute chick massage your nuts?