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Colonoscopy????

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freebee

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I'm getting my pooper examined out next week, which I have no problem with. As a young male, anything wrong with that part of the body it is important to get checked out. (since it is highly unusual to have anything wrong at my age)

However, there are a bevy of extremely attractive female assistants around. They have to be there, I don't think I can ask them to leave.....and it is somewhat uncomfortable to be in that kind of position, lying sideways, one doc shoving a needle in your arm, one sticking a camera up your ass....and the lovely ladies gaping at my cornhole. Kinda ruins my chance to ask them out.

See, having an endoscopy today wasn't so bad since my pants were still on. But I worry about next week....
 
Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
hmmm...maybe they're into the anal lovin'

could be worse, nan0bug could be waiting in line outside the exam room. 😉
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yea man, i bet they've seen all their bfs/exbfs with a tube up their ass too...
 
Had to get this done last year, funny part was, i woke up for a sec while it was way the hell up my intestine, not very compfortable. I passed right back out.
After the procedure, the nurse told my chick that i was muttering stuff about counterstrike, 😱.
 
Originally posted by: buck
Had to get this done last year, funny part was, i woke up for a sec while it was way the hell up my intestine, not very compfortable. I passed right back out.
After the procedure, the nurse told my chick that i was muttering stuff about counterstrike, 😱.
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rofl. Talk about addiction.
 
Originally posted by: Tremulant
Originally posted by: buck
Had to get this done last year, funny part was, i woke up for a sec while it was way the hell up my intestine, not very compfortable. I passed right back out.
After the procedure, the nurse told my chick that i was muttering stuff about counterstrike, 😱.
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rofl. Talk about addiction.
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That is funny! An AT computer geek with a probe up their ass talking about CS!!! LOL! I guess that's better than muttering, "Oh yeah, that's just the way I like it Bubba..."
 
Originally posted by: Tremulant
Originally posted by: buck
Had to get this done last year, funny part was, i woke up for a sec while it was way the hell up my intestine, not very compfortable. I passed right back out.
After the procedure, the nurse told my chick that i was muttering stuff about counterstrike, 😱.
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rofl. Talk about addiction.
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At the time i was really into it, going to lans all the time and stuff.
The nurse was asking her "who is giles? who is smoothie? Where are the double doors? What does awper in the water mean?" I thought it was funny as hell, she was kinda like omg.
 
Don't worry about the girls - you'll be knocked out during it anyway. You won't remember a thing. Just have a sore bum.

 
Heh, I get embarrassed enough at the dentist's office when there's a cute hygenist. I can't imagine how I'd feel with a colonoscopy.
 
Originally posted by: DougK62
Don't worry about the girls - you'll be knocked out during it anyway. You won't remember a thing. Just have a sore bum.
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I'm sure they'll just giggle and take pictures of your browneye...
 
Originally posted by: buck
Had to get this done last year, funny part was, i woke up for a sec while it was way the hell up my intestine, not very compfortable. I passed right back out.
After the procedure, the nurse told my chick that i was muttering stuff about counterstrike, 😱.
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thats the funniest thing i've seen all day, thank you
 
Originally posted by: troytime
Originally posted by: buck
Had to get this done last year, funny part was, i woke up for a sec while it was way the hell up my intestine, not very compfortable. I passed right back out.
After the procedure, the nurse told my chick that i was muttering stuff about counterstrike, 😱.
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thats the funniest thing i've seen all day, thank you
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The first thing that jumped into my head is that it must be a statement of his skill level if he thinks about it while someone is putting something where the sun don't shine. 😉
 
Originally posted by: rahvin

The first thing that jumped into my head is that it must be a statement of his skill level if he thinks about it while someone is putting something where the sun don't shine. 😉
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haha, me too.
 
Originally posted by: halik
why the hell do you have to get that done? thats something you do at ~50
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Yeah, usually its men in their 50s. I'm only in my early 20s. Cramping, bloating, etc....gone on for 10 years. Plus I want to max out my health insurance before I change jobs. Also, my doc doesn't want to do no invasive procedures (virtual colonoscopy, etc.) since they are not as effective. No barium stuff yet (which I hear is even worse).

I was hoping to preserve my anal virginity....but oh well, what can ya do.
 
Originally posted by: virtueixi
If you want to wierd the doctor out, keep saying "yeah...oh yeah thats the spot".
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while we are on that subject, is it possible to get an erection while sedated?....I think that would be the most embarassing thing ever.
 
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