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Colonic hydrotherapy anyone?

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Originally posted by: RgrPark
Originally posted by: Citrix
Originally posted by: Landroval
Originally posted by: Citrix
I have had several colonics and they really are not that bad and are good to clean out your colon.
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Did you really remove 5-25 lbs of something or is that just bs? I find it hard to believe there is much hanging around the intestinal tract over time.
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It does remove waste because the tube that is shoved up your ass injects the warm water under pressure. after each one my pants were a tad bit looser.
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So did you really feel healthier after that? did you feel more energetic or what not?
and how much do they run? thanx
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Actually yes i did feel healthier and energenetic. they run about 60 bucks.
 
Originally posted by: Citrix
Originally posted by: RgrPark
Originally posted by: Citrix
Originally posted by: Landroval
Originally posted by: Citrix
I have had several colonics and they really are not that bad and are good to clean out your colon.
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Did you really remove 5-25 lbs of something or is that just bs? I find it hard to believe there is much hanging around the intestinal tract over time.
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It does remove waste because the tube that is shoved up your ass injects the warm water under pressure. after each one my pants were a tad bit looser.
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So did you really feel healthier after that? did you feel more energetic or what not?
and how much do they run? thanx
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Actually yes i did feel healthier and energenetic. they run about 60 bucks.
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I hope it's not too personal a question... but what exactly came out of you? Were you constipated prior? Did that rope stuff come out? Very strange...
 
Originally posted by: Ketteringo
Originally posted by: Excelsior
http://www.drnatura.com/picture_gallery.html

HOLY CRAP THAT STUFF IS DISGUSTING!!!!
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#1 that is SICK
#2 was he eating rope or something? how the heck would that stuff get in there?
#3 shens

edit: more grossness! wtf is wrong w/ these people?

"My mother used to be happy if I had a bowel movement once every two weeks, and now I am going 3 to 5 times a day."
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:shocked:
 
?This is Richard Triplett to give you an update on an earlier email I sent today. As I told you in that email, I collected some UFO's I passed and I took them to the lab to look at them under the microscope.

They were definitely parasites. Some of the material appeared to be undigested food as well. I don't want to gross you out but let me tell you what I observed. And these things came from me after using your WONDERFUL product for only 2 days. I measured this one red object. It was 1 cm long and bright red. When I looked at it under the microscope it had scales on it like a fish. It was only about 2 mm wide. It definitely had a head on it.

Another object had a head and a long body that went into a large mass. On top of this head was an antenna like protrusion that had a hook on the end. Not sure what it was but you could see the opening on this thing. I can't believe this stuff was living inside me. Also, one cream colored mass was filled with something that I feel were eggs. There were hundreds of these in that mass.

I tell you, you folks have made a believer out of me with Colonix. I had no idea we had parasites living inside of us. It is amazing and even more amazing to see these things eliminated from my body. Oh, I did see something that resembled a squid. It had a large body and a bunch of tentacles coming off it. It was associated with one of those large masses that I recovered. Too bad your clients don't have access to a microscope to look at this stuff that comes from their bodies. Certainly is scary.
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actually there is a "free" way to do the same thing:

research the lemonade cleansing diet. It is actually a fasting program that you follow for about 2-3 weeks, along with the program you drink a 32oz mixture of salt water every morning, and you can also take psyllium for an even better effect. (of course DO NOT plan any major activities for the next 2 hours 🙂) Going without food is tough for the first few days, but after that it really is not that bad.

 
Needless to say I did see some odd looking stools but well worth it. It has kind of become a form of entertainment around the house with me yelling to my husband to come look what I did in the potty this time. He just laughs and praises me like a two year old. Thank you Colonix for saving me discomfort and suffering
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I found an obvious parasite; it was about 7 inches long and in a casing that looked like the skin of testicles when they contract.
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how do you locate a doctor or whatever to have this done?? In Iowa??

Wife needs to lose some quick weight for a wedding, would like to help her out (litterally...out, get it)
 
Originally posted by: redly1
how do you locate a doctor or whatever to have this done?? In Iowa??

Wife needs to lose some quick weight for a wedding, would like to help her out (litterally...out, get it)
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Try the home cleanses? A lemonade one was mentioned up a few posts.
 
Originally posted by: Slacker
?This is Richard Triplett to give you an update on an earlier email I sent today. As I told you in that email, I collected some UFO's I passed and I took them to the lab to look at them under the microscope.

They were definitely parasites. Some of the material appeared to be undigested food as well. I don't want to gross you out but let me tell you what I observed. And these things came from me after using your WONDERFUL product for only 2 days. I measured this one red object. It was 1 cm long and bright red. When I looked at it under the microscope it had scales on it like a fish. It was only about 2 mm wide. It definitely had a head on it.

Another object had a head and a long body that went into a large mass. On top of this head was an antenna like protrusion that had a hook on the end. Not sure what it was but you could see the opening on this thing. I can't believe this stuff was living inside me. Also, one cream colored mass was filled with something that I feel were eggs. There were hundreds of these in that mass.

I tell you, you folks have made a believer out of me with Colonix. I had no idea we had parasites living inside of us. It is amazing and even more amazing to see these things eliminated from my body. Oh, I did see something that resembled a squid. It had a large body and a bunch of tentacles coming off it. It was associated with one of those large masses that I recovered. Too bad your clients don't have access to a microscope to look at this stuff that comes from their bodies. Certainly is scary.
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LMFAO, WTF? :Q

I dunno... lol
 
I call shens on Colonix. A parasite in his intestines that resembled a squid? Please link me to a page discussing colon parasites that have fish scales or look like squid.
 
Originally posted by: stnicralisk
I call shens on Colonix. A parasite in his intestines that resembled a squid? Please link me to a page discussing colon parasites that have fish scales or look like squid.
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Yeah, I dunno about some of the obvious BS...

Their message is sound though. People don't get enough fiber.
 
Originally posted by: Eli
Originally posted by: Slacker
?This is Richard Triplett to give you an update on an earlier email I sent today. As I told you in that email, I collected some UFO's I passed and I took them to the lab to look at them under the microscope.

They were definitely parasites. Some of the material appeared to be undigested food as well. I don't want to gross you out but let me tell you what I observed. And these things came from me after using your WONDERFUL product for only 2 days. I measured this one red object. It was 1 cm long and bright red. When I looked at it under the microscope it had scales on it like a fish. It was only about 2 mm wide. It definitely had a head on it.

Another object had a head and a long body that went into a large mass. On top of this head was an antenna like protrusion that had a hook on the end. Not sure what it was but you could see the opening on this thing. I can't believe this stuff was living inside me. Also, one cream colored mass was filled with something that I feel were eggs. There were hundreds of these in that mass.

I tell you, you folks have made a believer out of me with Colonix. I had no idea we had parasites living inside of us. It is amazing and even more amazing to see these things eliminated from my body. Oh, I did see something that resembled a squid. It had a large body and a bunch of tentacles coming off it. It was associated with one of those large masses that I recovered. Too bad your clients don't have access to a microscope to look at this stuff that comes from their bodies. Certainly is scary.
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LMFAO, WTF? :Q

I dunno... lol
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I am going to have nightmares. If a squid ever comes out of my ass I will just cry like a little girl. That is, after I scream mny head off.
 
Originally posted by: stnicralisk
I call shens on Colonix. A parasite in his intestines that resembled a squid? Please link me to a page discussing colon parasites that have fish scales or look like squid.
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It states that it resembles a squid and scales like fish. I hope you know that a lot of microscopic parasites live all over our body. They do look "nasty." Google some, and prepare to be disgusted.
 
Where the hell did this thread go? First it's insecure people talking about colonoscopys and enemas, then its experienced people telling them its ok, then everyones cool with it, then someone throws a link(shens?) depicting the most awful thing I have ever seen(that guy must like chinese buffets), and everyone at home plays the puking game.
Then comes the "fish and squid parasites are living in your body"(oldest trick in the book).

Ive seen enough.

No more food.
 
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