Colonic hydrotherapy anyone?

[RgrPark]

Was at the bookstore today and somehow started skimming through this book "Natural Cures."
It said something about your body having anywhere from 5-20 pounds of fecal matter stuck in your colon that keeps it from doing it job effectively.

So basically you to to a colonic hydrotherapist and she stick a tubing up your arse and flush out all the hard fecal matter stuck inside your intestines (no i don't have repressed gay tendencies).

Supposedly, it makes you so much healthier since it gets all that fecal matter inside your intestines that have compacted over the years. You will also lose some weight since you lose all that shiat you've been carrying around...

Anyone have any experience? or "heard" from a friend who had it done?

 

[gsaldivar]

Stop posting.

 

[minendo]

Just stick a hose (or in your case your boyfriend's unit) up your ass and spray.

 

[acemcmac]

some day I will get really drunk and try it.

Then I will bump this thread....

 

[imported_Kensai]

Ew.

 

[revnja]

I love Pina Colonics.

 

[RgrPark]

Originally posted by: gsaldivar
Stop posting.

go nef somewhere else newb.

 

[Wallydraigle]

When you opened the book, did it quack?

 

[Brian23]

G UNIT

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: Wallydraigle
When you opened the book, did it quack?

😀

:thumbsup:

 

[MX2]

Originally posted by: adambooth
I love Pina Colonics.

I like getting caught in the rain.

 

[TriStar]

Just when I think that noone can possibly post anything more moronic on OT along comes another idiot.

Are these people sub teen or do they work really hard at being ignorant?

 

[david46675]

Originally posted by: TriStar
Just when I think that noone can possibly post anything more moronic on OT along comes another idiot.

Are these people sub teen or do they work really hard at being ignorant?

both.

 

[EyeMNathan]

TriStar do you have emotional issues?

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: EyeMNathan
TriStar do you have emotional issues?

He probably does... but in this case he speaks the truth.

 

[RU482]

I remember seeing a video of this procedure. I could almost swear it was on the Tom Green show.

 

[EyeMNathan]

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: EyeMNathan
TriStar do you have emotional issues?

He probably does... but in this case he speaks the truth.

Yes, but you'll be rather amused (pardon the pun) if you go back and look at TriStar's post history. 99% are attacks on people. Hell, I probably only hit 15-20%. 😀

 

[Sentinel]

enema

 

[Wallydraigle]

Originally posted by: EyeMNathan

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: EyeMNathan
TriStar do you have emotional issues?

He probably does... but in this case he speaks the truth.

Yes, but you'll be rather amused (pardon the pun) if you go back and look at TriStar's post history. 99% are attacks on people. Hell, I probably only hit 15-20%. 😀

Almost all people deserve to be attacked, and aren't really good for much else.

 

[revnja]

Originally posted by: MX2times

Originally posted by: adambooth
I love Pina Colonics.

I like getting caught in the rain.

:thumbsup:

:heart: MX2times

 

[Leper Messiah]

😕 Why did you make a thread for the concept of deep invasive enemas? thats kinda weird.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

What a perfect thread to crap in 😛

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Hayabusa Rider
What a perfect thread to crap in 😛

LMFAO :laugh:

Cheers Hayabusa Rider :beer:

 

[zerocool84]

didn't they have one on jackass????

 

[Eli]

It's true.

A bad diet just makes the issue worse.

Here's a hint: If you don't sh!t, you'll probably develop colon problems.

Having an enema isn't going to be a cure-all though. It would be considered an "internal hygeine" thing.

But most people have grave fears of having things stuck up there, so.. lol