College room mate problem, need some advice.

Gl4di4tor

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HI, MY ROOMMATE IN MY COLLEGE DORM HAS INVITED OVER HIS GIRLFRIEND FROM GERMANY AND NOW HE'S ASKING ME TO SLEEP OVER AT MY FRIENDS COUCH IN THE DORM NEXT DOOR FOR 2 WEEKS. MEANWHILE, THEY HAVE COMBINED MY BED AND HIS BED AND ARE NOw MAKING SEXY TIME ON IT. MY ROOMMATE IS PRETTY COOL AND I DON'T WANT TO JUST KICK HIS GIRLFRIEND OUT. SO I DID SLEEP OVER ON THE COUCH LAST NIGHT, BUT AFTER A BAD NIGHTS SLEEP I'M PISSED AND DON'T THINK I COULD DO THIS FOR 2 WEEKS AND STILL PAY $800 IN DORM RENT. WHAT SHOULD I DO?

update: (11:30pm)
I told him that I wanted my bed back and that I was not willing to sleep anywhere else tonight, then he got very upset and started cursing. He even threatened to beat me (scary because he's 6'4" and 250lb, an ex-basketball player from germany) what should I do?
 

Hyperlite

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fvck that dude, why can't they sleep in the same bed? wtf is wrong with him? and two weeks? hell fvcking no. where is he? i'll beat his a$$ and bang his GF.
 

bignateyk

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YOU SHOULD TELL HIM TO GO FVCK HIMSELF. ITS BAD ENOUGH THAT YOU AGREED TO SLEEP SOMEWHERE ELSE, BUT TO LET THEM USE YOUR BED??? ITS POLITE TO GIVE THEM A NIGHT OR TWO OF PRIVACY, BUT I WOULD NEVER SLEEP OUT FOR MORE THAN A DAY.
 

AbAbber2k

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"Making sexy time" made me lol. And seriously... either grow a pair and tell him to go to hell, or grow a pair and tell him to cover your dorm fees since his woman is the one using your bed. No reason he shouldn't cover you for pushing you out of your own bed/room just so he can get a little poontang at night with no audience.
 

slimrhcp

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Before my girlfriend and I (at the time) had our apartment she used to sleep over at my dorm a lot of times. She lived really close so she'd come over everyday. When she did, all I'd do is ask my roommate to leave when we wanted to poke. If he came back and there was tape over the keyhole of the door it meant he shouldn't come in. This was pretty much every weekday. The tradeoff was that when his girl (from out of town) would come over or if he had parties in our tiny dorm room I would make myself scarce for the entire weekend. But under no circumstances did I ever ask him not to sleep in his own bed.
 

Dr. Detroit

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Shes German, then of course she wants some hot 3-way sex with you and your room-mate. Ask to join in the fracas of dirtying up your sheets and get your $800 worth by smacking that ass and knocking the bottom out of it. A little DP action never hurt anyone.


Yeah, tell your room-mate to go rent a hotel room!


 

IronWing

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Jul 20, 2001
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It's your bed. There's a woman in it. Just go to bed. Several things might happen. Only one way to determine which.
 

Jeff7

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Sprinkle some chili powder on the bed, or something else that'll cause benign skin irritation.

Originally posted by: ironwing
It's your bed. There's a woman in it. Just go to bed. Several things might happen. Only one way to determine which.
Hope for mistaken identity. :D
 

SilentVixen

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Tell the RA. If it's anything like my school, you aren't allowed to have those of the opposite sex sleep in your room in the dorms.
As far as I'm concerned, they should go get a hotel room and not ask you to leave. That's just rediculous.
Good luck!
 

AlienCraft

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1. turn off the caps lock
2. give him the number of the local MOTEL 6, tell him it's HIS responsibility to provide private space for his guest.
3. Grow up and quit letting people use you for a chump.
4. YOU are a chump if you sleep anywhere else tonight.
 

quentinterintino

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Originally posted by: SilentVixen
Tell the RA. If it's anything like my school, you aren't allowed to have those of the opposite sex sleep in your room in the dorms.
As far as I'm concerned, they should go get a hotel room and not ask you to leave. That's just rediculous.
Good luck!


No, don't be a little bitch about it and go cry to mommy. Just tell him exactly what you told everyone here .... I'm sure you guys can work something out. (2 weeks is ridiculously long though).

Good luck!