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College Kids get owned by Triumph

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I remember watching that live on Conan.
To pregnant Star Wars fan's stomach, "That's the last time he will see female genitalia."

Triumph was around before that one. Westminster dog show, etc.

I know he was... that's why I said "premier on Conan"
My favorite line is the "which one of these buttons calls your parents to pick you up?"

The only thing I don't like about the Star Wars premier is those people find it funny. The one in the OP, the Democratic debate one I linked -- most those people are "upset"
 
Is that your answer?

Is it that you don't understand Trump's plan to make his free promises possible, or that he has offered no plans for these promises?

I get it: Trump hides his lack of competence behind the easy exploitation of his acolytes' fears and prejudice. This is why narcissistic bullies are extremely popular with the weak-minded. One needs only feed their prejudice, falsely convincing them that their biases are all true, and all will be well.

It's a well-worn practice in politics.

Not a Trump supporter, but "lack of competence"?

The dude is a hugely successful billionaire. Just because he might not be as polished as your typical politician is in front of voters in no way indicates he's incompetent. The dude is very sharp, obviously. He didn't just fall into all the success he's had.
 
Not a Trump supporter, but "lack of competence"?

The dude is a hugely successful billionaire. Just because he might not be as polished as your typical politician is in front of voters in no way indicates he's incompetent. The dude is very sharp, obviously. He didn't just fall into all the success he's had.

as to the bolded: yes, he did just fall into it. Trump is a trust-fund baby. He's been playing with "unearned" money his entire life. The reason that he hasn't hit rockbottom is because, at the very least, he was raised knowing how to handle money. Besides, the majority of his wealth is tied up in debt, which is why he has always roundly refused to release details regarding his finances. Yes, he's definitely "wealthy," but that is just it, no one really knows. Various publications have tried to figure this one out, and I seem to recall Forbes pissing him off by once estimating his actual wealth at something like ~$500 mill. I mean, that's still a good chunk of change, but you aren't going to be driving around in cars with doors that open up and down with that kind of money.

I do think he's a smart guy in general but as far as competence goes: that's political. He is an incompetent leader.
 
I do think he's a smart guy in general but as far as competence goes: that's political. He is an incompetent leader.

His core competence is: self promotion.

This clown is of average intelligence (which thankfully limits his Machiavellian abilities) and is a piss poor leader to boot. His current "leadership" is dressed in money. Nobody would follow this fool onto the battlefield.

In an alternate universe where he's not a trust fund baby, he's working at a Jaguar dealership off the Jersey turnpike....since he likes toys.
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If he gets voted into power, I will advertise myself as a Canadian abroad. This cannot happen. This will not happen.

....It would be like one of those Alternate Universe comic books where Lex Luther somehow made it to Prez.
 
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I couldn't hear what was Triump saying when correcting the girl when she said "First Year Orientation". Sounded like "First Year Asian" something something.
 
I couldn't hear what was Triump saying when correcting the girl when she said "First Year Orientation". Sounded like "First Year Asian" something something.

yes because "oriental" is not politically correct, so instead of "orien"tation he said "asian"tation.

and wtf is up with all this donald trump talk in here?
 
I don't really find that funny. Not because I am a supporter of PC-nation. I just don't see the point in being a blatant asshole. It isn't funny to me. There are far better ways to point out the hypocrisy than being a douche bag.

Yes, I know that's the point of an insult comic. I think insult comics are worse than fart-joke comics.
 
I don't really find that funny. Not because I am a supporter of PC-nation. I just don't see the point in being a blatant asshole. It isn't funny to me. There are far better ways to point out the hypocrisy than being a douche bag.

Uh the asshole's are the people he's making fun off.
 
I don't really find that funny. Not because I am a supporter of PC-nation. I just don't see the point in being a blatant asshole. It isn't funny to me. There are far better ways to point out the hypocrisy than being a douche bag.

Yes, I know that's the point of an insult comic. I think insult comics are worse than fart-joke comics.

No, actually. You're wrong. Humor is how humans deal with difficult topics.
 
I don't really find that funny. Not because I am a supporter of PC-nation. I just don't see the point in being a blatant asshole. It isn't funny to me. There are far better ways to point out the hypocrisy than being a douche bag.

Yes, I know that's the point of an insult comic. I think insult comics are worse than fart-joke comics.

Well, some people don't like Don Rickles. Some people are assholes.
 
I don't really find that funny. Not because I am a supporter of PC-nation. I just don't see the point in being a blatant asshole. It isn't funny to me. There are far better ways to point out the hypocrisy than being a douche bag.

Yes, I know that's the point of an insult comic. I think insult comics are worse than fart-joke comics.

You're crazy man. This shit was hilarious, and I've seen enough of your posts to assume that would think so too. I assume things.
 
I don't really find that funny. Not because I am a supporter of PC-nation. I just don't see the point in being a blatant asshole. It isn't funny to me. There are far better ways to point out the hypocrisy than being a douche bag.

Yes, I know that's the point of an insult comic. I think insult comics are worse than fart-joke comics.


the point Triumph was making



your head
 
As many of you may or may not know, many AT moons ago I chose Triumph as my username because, well, this. Haven't watched any of his stuff in a few years, but this is fantastic. I love how clear it is that a couple of them HAAAATE him.

I love how he cracks up halfway through saying, "Asian-tation." 😀
 
as to the bolded: yes, he did just fall into it. Trump is a trust-fund baby. He's been playing with "unearned" money his entire life. The reason that he hasn't hit rockbottom is because, at the very least, he was raised knowing how to handle money. Besides, the majority of his wealth is tied up in debt, which is why he has always roundly refused to release details regarding his finances. Yes, he's definitely "wealthy," but that is just it, no one really knows. Various publications have tried to figure this one out, and I seem to recall Forbes pissing him off by once estimating his actual wealth at something like ~$500 mill. I mean, that's still a good chunk of change, but you aren't going to be driving around in cars with doors that open up and down with that kind of money.

I do think he's a smart guy in general but as far as competence goes: that's political. He is an incompetent leader.


And Paris Hilton owns her own real estate company or some other venture?
 
I remember watching that live on Conan.
To pregnant Star Wars fan's stomach, "That's the last time he will see female genitalia."

Triumph was around before that one. Westminster dog show, etc.

I still think his greatest moment was the Bon Jovi concert
 
Crazy how some folks will take every little opportunity to say how useless the younger generations are, even citing obviously staged (although still funny) comedy bits.

Seriously, your generation is no better.
 
I couldn't hear what was Triump saying when correcting the girl when she said "First Year Orientation". Sounded like "First Year Asian" something something.

You're not alone. I had to scroll back and listen to it again, and then it took me a second to figure it out.
 
I don't really find that funny. Not because I am a supporter of PC-nation. I just don't see the point in being a blatant a**hole. It isn't funny to me. There are far better ways to point out the hypocrisy than being a d***he bag.

Yes, I know that's the point of an insult comic. I think insult comics are worse than fart-joke comics.

agreed, i've maybe laughed once at an insult comic. just 2 petty 4 me.
 
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