College is fun...for occasions such as these..umm, err, hehe ;)

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NFS4

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Well, I'm minding my own business watching HBO (just finished watching Entrapment with Catherine Zeta Jones...mmmmmmmmmm :p) and trying to finish the last two damn problems on my WebAssign HW. Anyway, we hear all this hooting and hollering outside our door. Sounded like about 5 or six guys. Sure enough, 7 guys huddled in this one room down the hall. Being the nosey bastard that he is, my roommate walks down to see what's going on. He of course yells for me to come down once he see what's going on.

Turns out that James is holding up a sock...you know...THAT kind of sock. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!;) Turns out that James' roommate left his ****-*** sock under the bed and James found it. He lifted it up and turned it upside down and you know what dripped out...ughhhhhhhhhh :(

After we all cringed and laughed, he placed the sock under his roomie's pillow :D
 
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Duckers

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I bet college is a piece of cake for you. Considering the amount of the time you spend in these forums :)
 
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I'm not here ALOT ;) My post count has gone down quite a bit...I don't post nearly as much as I used to. But when I do post, it's because most of my classes require that I use the computer to do assignments (i.e. writing programs for Java and C++, doing homework, etc.)
 
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Gatsby

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Hmm ahhh the stories I;ve heard and the ones that I;ve seen.. And that NFS is just sick.

Gatsby
 
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Windogg

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Big question is whether he filled it solo or with assistance. If it was was assistance you really don't want to touch the inside or outside.

Windogg
 
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AvesPKS

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damn...i have an extreme dislike for liberal arts majors...get a real one. I went down to U of I this weekend to visit our chapter down there...My favorite comment: "Dude, don't you guys drink all the time, too? You're pussies." Yeah, whatever...Perhaps if I was a sophmore with in General Studies, I'd have time to drink all the time too...
 
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PCAddict

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That is nasty... Let us know when the guy jumps of the roof after finding out that everyone knows about his whack-off sock.
 
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FrontlineWarrior

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excuse my ignorance but what is the purpose of the sock? to collect the uhh samples? because don't socks have holes... that will... leak?
 
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NFS4

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The sock was under the bed and he picked it up...what gave him the urge to look inside is beyond me. Maybe the fact that it was dripping out stuff is what gave it away.
 
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Sounds funny :)

But would you science/engineering majors shut up! Cry me a f--king river already! We all know how hard your majors are, there's no need to despise people in other fields of study just because their workload isn't as extreme. You're the ones who wanted to be engineers/scientists after all, so sit down and shut up! You made your bed, now sleep in it.

 
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<< But would you science/engineering majors shut up! Cry me a f--king river already! We all know how hard your majors are, there's no need to despise people in other fields of study just because their workload isn't as extreme. You're the ones who wanted to be engineers/scientists after all, so sit down and shut up! You made your bed, now sleep in it. >>


Where the hell did that come from? Who the hell is talking about engineering?
 
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