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Coke or Steak?

Tough call on this one, but I'm going to have to go with steak. Properly cooked, the sheer badassedness of the steak will cause the Coke to go flat with envy.
 
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Tough call on this one, but I'm going to have to go with steak. Properly cooked, the sheer badassedness of the steak will cause the Coke to go flat with envy.
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Unless you put them together and let them duke it out for a while... No more steak. (and such a waste of it too). Make you wonder what that coke would taste like though.
 
Originally posted by: Fullmetal Chocobo
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Tough call on this one, but I'm going to have to go with steak. Properly cooked, the sheer badassedness of the steak will cause the Coke to go flat with envy.
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Unless you put them together and let them duke it out for a while... No more steak. (and such a waste of it too). Make you wonder what that coke would taste like though.
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Well, they have cherry, vanilla, lemon, and lime flavored Coke, so why not steak flavored Coke?
 
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: Fullmetal Chocobo
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Tough call on this one, but I'm going to have to go with steak. Properly cooked, the sheer badassedness of the steak will cause the Coke to go flat with envy.
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Unless you put them together and let them duke it out for a while... No more steak. (and such a waste of it too). Make you wonder what that coke would taste like though.
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Well, they have cherry, vanilla, lemon, and lime flavored Coke, so why not steak flavored Coke?
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rofl. Would the vegetarians want it, or boycott it?
 
man, only an ATOT'er will understand this thread. Show this to some random person, and it'll really be a wtf for him.
 
I don't remember the Coke thing (or I wasn't around for it)... I take that it's the same sort of thing as the Steak tomfoolery?
 
Originally posted by: Fullmetal Chocobo
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Tough call on this one, but I'm going to have to go with steak. Properly cooked, the sheer badassedness of the steak will cause the Coke to go flat with envy.
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Unless you put them together and let them duke it out for a while... No more steak. (and such a waste of it too). Make you wonder what that coke would taste like though.
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Actually, Mythbusters did this and the steak wasn't disolved even after a week in the coke.
 
I think I could probably hurt somebody worse by throwing a can of Coke at them than I could bitch slapping them with a steak.

Now if the steak was wielded by Bruce Lee hopped up on Coke....
 
Originally posted by: vi_edit
I think I could probably hurt somebody worse by throwing a can of Coke at them than I could bitch slapping them with a steak.

Now if the steak was wielded by Bruce Lee hopped up on Coke....
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What if it was an alternator-sized hunk of steak?
 
Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Steak + Beer > * + Coke



(where * is anything, excluding independently-wealthy, large-breasted bisexual nyphomaniacs)
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The only issue I have with your statement is the lack of an exception for Jack + Coke.
 
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