Coffee in the Bible ? Yuck Yuck (A stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

[Brutuskend]

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife responded, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee".

The husband said, "You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."

The Wife answers, "No, you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that the man should make the coffee."

Husband replies incredulously, " I can't believe that, show me."

So she gets the Bible, and opens to the Bible and shows him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says....


Wait for it ... .

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"HEBREWS"

 

[Orsorum]

*throws tomato*

 

[MrAwesome]

AHA!

 

[IEatChildren]

Where's the damn tumbleweed icon?

 

[notfred]

Originally posted by: IEatChildren
Where's the damn tumbleweed icon?

Next to the chirping crickets icon.

 

[Brutuskend]

😛

 

[jadinolf]

GROAN

 

[MichaelD]

Welllllllllll..............not one of your better ones. But you get an "E" for effort anyways. 😀

 

[dpm]

/slaps forehead/
I can't believe I didn't see that coming 😀

 

[datalink7]

haha... a groaner for sure! (my mom loves these... thanks 🙂)

 

[Eli]

Heh. 😀

 

[KeyserSoze]

Originally posted by: notfred

Originally posted by: IEatChildren
Where's the damn tumbleweed icon?

Next to the chirping crickets icon.

First, the record player scratching.




KeyserSoze

 

[MAME]

Originally posted by: Orsorum
*throws tomato*

Haha, that's pretty funny (not the joke, the tomato)

 

[DanTMWTMP]

hehe not as funny as others ...

but thread is funny, i liked the responses

 

[LS20]

why dont you go practice crying, ill boo in a minute

(stolen joe dirtay 😛)

 

[Danman]

Good try. 😛

 

[Pers]

Originally posted by: Orsorum
*throws tomato*

 

[LakAttack]

Fausto's meter is going to need to go lower than Carrottop.

😉

 

[ohtwell]

hehehe!


: ) Amanda

 

[Papagayo]

I laughed..

 

[bigrash]

Originally posted by: Orsorum
*throws tomato*

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: bigrash

Originally posted by: Orsorum
*throws tomato*

*throws cabbage

 

[sillymofo]

Originally posted by: LakAttack
Fausto's meter is going to need to go lower than Carrottop. 😉

You can't possibly go below CarrotTop, come on, Brutuskend has more cred than that.

 

[skace]

Whoever you stole that one from can have it back 😀 😀

 

[maziwanka]

hahahahah